ATS corporate cars?

beezzer
reply to post by tadaman

 

I hope they aren't fancy cars. I mean, my monthly membership dues to ATS are pretty steep but I keep paying like everyone else here to enjoy the quality level brought about by-. . . . .

Wait.

You mean I'm the ONLY one pay dues here?

lol...I think all of us donate our 2 cents...maybe it adds up, and simon has become a multi-millionaire, who was able to afford the 2013 Toyota corolla...or...it was secretive, basement-living MOD who actually put his pants back on, and went for a drive to the 7-11...spit-dribbling, snot-shooting laugh to follow.

I have an ATS vehicle. Some of y'all may have seen it when I was cruising around Stephenville, Texas a few years back. After that, the gov't took it back.

Sadly, my vehicle is still in impound at Area 51.

I'm still slightly annoyed about that...up until recently I thought the DMV was the most brutal process on the planet.

I still haven't made it past the first gate and I've been waiting in the lineup for almost ten years now!

reply to post by GENERAL EYES


Well if you hadn't crashed it into that cow we might have been willing to release it sooner. But now you've got a leak in the system, and we can't let it out driving around ripping holes in space and time.

ok ,,well if we are all gonna get ,wheels,,,,,

Think I found it:

Pride Jazzy 1113 ATS Power Chair

Starship ATS
Hotdog Class.

Wait a minute. We have cars!!! That ten miles uphill to the office pulling SO in a Rickshaw is killing me.

reply to post by Blaine91555


We thought about telling you sooner, but to be honest, we were all having so much fun watching you struggle with it.

This kind of paint job doesn't come cheap, I can tell you....

Well if I had an ats car I think this one would be suitable, sorry can't post the pic but here
www.businessinsider.com...

Watch from 17 seconds...

I am very happy I made this thread...Great replies guys. I needed the LOLs...

I like the hot dog class enterprise post the best.

BUT

You guys SHOULD get corporate cars...

Just dont press any funky buttons.

Old School

Ground travel is so passé, and my time is extremely valuable, so I prefer a more efficient means of negotiating urban traffic...


When time permits, I do enjoy having the pilot buzz hunters and homeowners in remote rural areas, but if anyone were to ask, everyone knows black helicopters don't exist.

The guys need their toys but, the ATS ladies simply teleport...waaaay more finesse.

kosmicjack
The guys need their toys but,

Yes we do,
files.abovetopsecret.com...

For those hard to reach T&C infractions....

reply to post by neformore


I heard you guys prefer the dynosoar, you know the clipped wing grey deltas, the grey government ones.

If you are gonna fly that low at least have a strobe!!

jeez

Pffft.

Any corporate car I get offered wouldnt be as fast or as fun as the ones I already have...