Leaked Secret Video of FBI Meeting about Zombies.

Leaked from FBI talking about zombies and zombie drills.

reply to post by 2WitnessesArrived


I'm sorry, this sounds really bunk. And looks really bunk.

Ameilia
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I'm sorry, this sounds really bunk. And looks really bunk.

Was it the secret FBI meeting or the LEAK part? Bahahhaahha

Fear not zombie lovers your show is coming back soon I hear

Shouldn't this be under 'Jokes and puns'? The video is of such laughable quality, I almost had tears running down my leg...

They hunt zombies yet dont find it alarming that one of the team is at a meeting with a used toilet roll sticking out of his pants .
I think the zombies are safe for now

I would make a joke about the FBI being unable to catch more then one zombie, but then i thought this could be real. If so, i wanna be a zombie hunter.

reply to post by 2WitnessesArrived


You have successfully posted an add for a zombie book that is poorly scripted as a briefing.

near the end he mentions the product and where to find it. "this guy is on to us and somehow has good information. He has an independent website called (blah blah blah) with his ebook (blah blah blah). At the current moment we have no plans on shutting this down, but we need to find the source of the leaks."

From the site being sold by the "FBI" or whatever...

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Ameilia
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I'm sorry, this sounds really bunk. And looks really bunk.

You're really bunk.

Lolz.
Jk.

Boy am I glad we still entertain complete fantasy here at ATS

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I want my 9 mins back
I can put on a better fake briefing

HomerinNC
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I want my 9 mins back
I can put on a better fake briefing

You got past the intro voice?

Wow, that's persistence

For me, it was about all I needed to hear. Plus the toilet roll snooper cam.

Still.. if I did have my 4 seconds back, I would probably just waste them anyway...

I guess the FBI couldn't catch more than just one of them because they run so fast.

rjbaggins
I guess the FBI couldn't catch more than just one of them because they run so fast.

The FBI, or the zombies?

research3300

Ameilia
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I'm sorry, this sounds really bunk. And looks really bunk.

Was it the secret FBI meeting or the LEAK part? Bahahhaahha

Fear not zombie lovers your show is coming back soon I hear

I think it was the small screen on the back wall of the "briefing room" that kind of ruined it for me. Awfully small screen, especially for a briefing. Couldn't even read the font from where the "leaker" was sitting, lol. Kind of a humorous way to plug a book overall.

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Nobody in the FBI or any other branch, department, or individual within the United States government would be at any danger if we did get hosed by the zombie apocalypse. Everyone knows zombies eat the brains of the living. Washington DC has nothing of interest to them whatsoever.

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What?!!

No brains in DC? The dickens you say...

seagull
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What?!!

No brains in DC? The dickens you say...

Hrumph, so that means when someone says "What about the economy! What about the govt. shut down. What about syria!" and some pollie says "Why that's a no brainer.." they're actually right?

What did you just do to my brain....

*hang on Chopper, Imma coming, Imma coming!!*

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Wasn't this video debunked already? Like 2 months ago.

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I watched the video, yup, the entire video, and believe it's nothing more than a poor attempt to promote a "fictional story" and website to purchase said book. Listen to the very end and you'll pick up on it too.

As a law enforcement veteran, I have attended meetings, briefings and such, with local, state, and federal speakers, and believe this is absolutely scripted and rehearsed just for the above stated hypothesis

Finally, zombies are real and there is a task force to protect us from the upcoming apocalypse!

Hilariously ridiculous... and I love the book and website pitch at the end.