My newly homeless friend needs help

Hi guys

Gave me a giggle

Thought I'd share it



Cody

S&F, Cody. With all the seriousness these days, it's good to see you're keeping it light. And now you know what not to buy for Mrs. Cody.

Love,
Mum

reply to post by cody599
Sorry to ask,but what is an "erection"?

Is like using the kettle?

reply to post by graceunderpressure


Hi mum

Sorry I missed that on the last thread

I was busy getting my hair cut and hiding the beer cans, I had a def con on your imminent arrival.

You'll be pleased to know that the diet pills are doing a wonder for my figure and Mrs C can't see me when I turn sideways on

Cody

reply to post by piequal3because14


Suffice to say steam often ensues

Cody

reply to post by cody599

Suffice to say steam often ensues

Oh,and I thought that erection means the rounded things inside the kettle and the rest on the tail of the kettle,but it seems that I cannot define such a word.

reply to post by piequal3because14


If I may add to your signature ?

Strength isn't in tearing down temples......................Strength is overcoming beliefs to help a fellow being survive and believe again............even if they believe you must die.

Cody

cody599
reply to post by piequal3because14

 

If I may add to your signature ?

Strength isn't in tearing down temples......................Strength is overcoming beliefs to help a fellow being survive and believe again............even if they believe you must die.

Cody

Well said my friend.

Nice.

I saw a bum with this sign the other day...I had to give him a buck.

It said...

"Superman destroyed my house fighting General Zod. Now Homeless. Please help."