Introduction to matches

Hi I'm Stayno and I am going to introduce you to a theory about mathces.



Nature
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A match is a complicated device developed by the military and the Templars in 1816. It's primary purpose is to produce a small flame from frictional heat generated by striking the match against a surface infused with thousands of nanobots.

Action
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On one end matches are coated with a material that can activate the ultra-sensitive sensors of the nanobots. They in return send a signal towards a specialised Mason satelite that is in a low Lunar orbit. It responds to the signals by emitting low spectrum, microwave, UV rays, then a special technology heats the coated material. This leads to a reaction where the solar panels, on the stick of the match, accumulate the rays and transfer them to the multifunctional vacuum valves, and after ionization, to tronsform into electrical impulses. These impulses are gathered by the mainboard integrated in the stick of the match and after a compex program algorithm synthesise energy that is transfered to the magnet panels. They absorb the energy directed at them and transform it into a magnetic field that is carried to the coated material. The oxygen layer on the coated material recieves the magnetic field and redirects it to the top where it will be at its maximum capacity. Oxygen molecules react with the ion structure of the field and create a complicated chemical reaction. This reaction turns the magnetic field into quantum energy, which synthesises protons from the athmosphere, releasing heat and light energy in the visible spectrum that we call flame.

History of the matches
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From ancient times humans on Earth are trying to warm themselves with fire, but they couldn't. Thats why the first died from the cold. Every winter civilizations died and in their place there were new. The first successfull experiment to create matches belongs to the Byzantine Empire. In order to find a source of stable light and heat alchemists create the infamous Greek fire. Unfortunately it deems to be too powerfull and is used only by the military.
After decades scientists discover the "lighter", but the device is too expensive and complicated so matches are still in the mainstream. In a combination with a piece of cotton they can be used as cotton buds.

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There you go Stayno


Cody

I would like to add that they are also good for making little stick patterns on coffee tables.

Welcome.

Nice image btw.

Matches? Wee don't need no steenking matches Ha Ha Ha

Welcome to the boards.