Worst songs ever recorded

This has been done before, but, let's seek out the absolute worst...the dregs...the hideous....the stuff that would make you jump out of the window of a moving car if the abomination started playing. I'm an old cynic, so I'll start out with a couple horrible
things that have been reviled for decades. This is all ages, everybody's welcome. Everything from Cher to Bieber. Whatever makes you sick! Don't hold back! If you hate it, just tell us why...even if you're not sure why. After all, music is subjective.

Here's a couple of the worst 'songs' ever recorded:

The fact that this song has 10,000 'likes' just proves how insane people are.


This 'song' is too horrible to even comment on, except to say that anyone who was in any way involved in its production should have been arrested and imprisoned.

I thought the first was alright :]

Originally posted by Casualboy100
I thought the first was alright :]

Music is indeed subjective,

10000 people like a song!

You don't like the song.

Therefore 10000 people are crazy!

Perhaps the other option is that 10000 people understand the lyrics and well, you don't.

But yea, throw them all in prison. Looking for a job? Try 'Dictator".

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10000 people like a song!

reply to post by pheonix358


She sold over 150,000 records. Who knows? Probably a million now. The dumbest buy the mostest.
"I've Never Been To Me" ? Seriously??

I'll submit another one. Taylor Swift. I have a 9 year old niece who thinks this stuff is garbage. I agree with her. This isn't music. It's crap. But, as I said, music is subjective. Someone might actually like this.

Originally posted by ColeYounger

10000 people like a song!

reply to post by pheonix358

 

She sold over 150,000 records. Who knows? Probably a million now. The dumbest buy the mostest.
"I've Never Been To Me" ? Seriously??

The song is about understanding ones self. Yes, seriously!

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I like the first song.

I've been undressed by kings and I've seen some things that a woman aint sponsed to see.
I've been to paradise, but I've never been to meeee...

It's a love song.. about a lady and her banjo strumming mr palmer... who have never met, it seems.

It must have been cold where she lived when she wrote the song. Nothing worse than cold fingers..


No, if you want the worst song of all time, look no further than a spritely young chap who appears to go by the name of justin. Oh he'll sort out your music collection for ya. No fear.

Baby, baby, baby.. Ohh.. Almost as if he was stuck in a maternity ward with atrocious short term memory.

"Wots that, mum?"
"Why that is a baby, Justin. Can you say, baby?"
"Baby?"
"Yesss Baby!"
"Baby? Ohhhh.."

What a collossal song writer..

Originally posted by pheonix358

Originally posted by ColeYounger

10000 people like a song!

reply to post by pheonix358

 

She sold over 150,000 records. Who knows? Probably a million now. The dumbest buy the mostest.
"I've Never Been To Me" ? Seriously??

The song is about understanding ones self. Yes, seriously!

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It's funier when it sinks in that poor OP doesn't get it. The message is hidden right there in the lyrics and ..

well, lets not start on Afternoon delight, for the love of god!!!!!

"Yummy, yummy, yummy, I got love in my tummy" 1910 Fruitgum Company (honorable mention for a stupid band name as well!)

This was so popular when it came out in 1978... and it seems to be so lame now... lol



Essentially, she sings: "Some ( you can put whatever crosses your mind, like "some eat" "some flirt" " some bath", etc. ), I eat" And repeat ad nauseam.

I had the excuse of being young then, but what about the adults?!?...

reply to post by winofiend


Afternoon Delight! Hideously delightful. Thanks for contributing!
Started out this morning feeling so polite,
I always thought a fish could not be caught that didn't bite.
But you got some bait a-waiting and I think I might
Like nibblin' a little Afternoon Delight

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You may love your God, sure go for it.

I'll have the little one with the dimples. Afternoon delight, yea, it would be delightful. Good song!

Some people just can't do 'deep and meaningful.'

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reply to post by NowanKenubi


Call me nuts but I like it!

Some people just can't do 'deep and meaningful.'

reply to post by pheonix358


Are you saying "Afternoon Delight" is deep and meaningful?

Originally posted by ColeYounger

Some people just can't do 'deep and meaningful.'

reply to post by pheonix358

 

Are you saying "Afternoon Delight" is deep and meaningful?

Making love should always be meaningful. Many don't agree but I think love is a serious business.

Making love should always be deep.



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Anything by Nickelback

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Agreed... "Rockstar" is one of the worst songs ever recorded. Nickelback really sucks.

This is the worst song of my lifetime, I hate it with a vengeance and makes my insides wanna erupt from the orifices of my body........

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