The support group for ATS obsession

Hi guys

It would be remiss of me not to post this.

Useful hints for our ATS partners

I'll get the ball rolling..........


Is your partner a member of ATS ?

Do you get frustrated at being ignored because a rock
on Mars resembles a unicorn being ridden by Elvis ?

I have the answer for you.......Make an account and u2u your partner
when dinner is ready or for any other communication you
you may wish to convey.

Just trying to help

I'm at work at the moment and have used up all my toilet breaks replying to other threads
so I'll not be able to reply for a couple of hours
Cody

reply to post by cody599


Missus R is way too mentally stable to become a member here... no matter what i bribe her with! I even offered to unchain her from the cooker the other day!

She thought i was a nutter before i joined ATS and now just shakes her head in pity for me...

And anyway, she would not have much time to post here, what with cooking, hoovering, washing the dishes and ironing my shirts...

Kindest respects

Rodinus

For those of you who do not know me, this is of course humour!

reply to post by cody599


What the Hell are you talking about? I'm assuming that your "partner" has failed to respond to you before I did? Please, if you do not mind. Do not skew the ATS format or threads with such bull#!!!! Especially so blatantly, as to say that you are busy in the toilet and need assistance from someone else in order to make comments that are totally irrelevant and unimportant???? Really? What is It that you have to say that is SO IMPORTANT????

I am awaiting your oh so important comments that cannot wait while you go to the bathroom, and am very curious as to how your PARTNER might decipher and translate them for us all!!!!!

reply to post by shell69


I dunno if it is your reading comprehension or mine that is at fault here.

I mean, I can't work out what you're banging on about. So either you are completely talking nonsense or I have missed something.

*checks forum.. Nope, off topic, general chit chat*

Do you have any pets that might need medical attention tomorrow, perhaps?

Originally posted by shell69
reply to post by cody599

 

What the Hell are you talking about? I'm assuming that your "partner" has failed to respond to you before I did? Please, if you do not mind. Do not skew the ATS format or threads with such bull#!!!! Especially so blatantly, as to say that you are busy in the toilet and need assistance from someone else in order to make comments that are totally irrelevant and unimportant???? Really? What is It that you have to say that is SO IMPORTANT????

I am awaiting your oh so important comments that cannot wait while you go to the bathroom, and am very curious as to how your PARTNER might decipher and translate them for us all!!!!!

Hi Shell,

I hope you don't mind me butting in whilst Cody is away, but if you took some time to go through his threads you would realise that this thread is a general chit chat humouristic thread and not to be taken literally as it seems that you have done and commented on with such aggressivity.

The toilet issue is a long going general joke for those of us who know Cody.

Have a great day/afternoon/evening

Kindest respects

Rodinus

My ex used to think I was crackers for going on ATS, I couldn't even talk to her about any of the subjects here she just used to say "Oh are you on the loony site again"...
No wonder she left me (happy btw about it now).

reply to post by shell69


Brava

Originally posted by NarcolepticBuddha
reply to post by shell69

 

Brava

Actually a very nice comfortable little car!

I prefer the type 182 model from 1995.

More info here : en.wikipedia.org...

oops, sorry, back on topic...

Kindest respects

Rodinus

reply to post by Rodinus


Haha, nice!

The Bravo/Brava was voted European Car of the Year on its launch.

en.wikipedia.org...

I certainly can't argue with that. Well played.

reply to post by shell69


Oh dear

Let's see about this shall we

Do not skew the ATS format or threads with such bull#!!!! Especially so blatantly,

Your replies I do believe to a similar thread HERE

reply to post by Hefficide OMG!
Your Avatar Scares ME

reply to post by jiggerj
HEY! I'm Fairly serious about my BOONDOCK SAINTS!!! Got a thing for them to be EXACT!!!
So, if anyone has this guy for their AVATAR...well I'm gonna give you lots of props and the utmost repsect

edit on 20-7-2013 by shell69 because: (no reason given)

So get out of the bed on the wrong side did you shells ?

Allow me to help you

First and foremost ATS is a discussion forum albeit heavily leant towards conspiracy
There are also those of us that come here to chat and have a laugh
In BTS



This is the BTS part

Note the title of the forum



Off topic general chit chat.

If you knew me you understand that I was nominated to be "Leader of the support group for ATS obsession"

And confirmed here

So, sorry if my thread upset you but

Do not skew the ATS format or threads with such bull#!!!!

I will continue to me, live by my signature and post within the T's&C's
I hope your weekend improves

Cody

reply to post by winofiend


Winofriend and Rod

Thank you for pointing those things out

Much appreciated

Cody

reply to post by Rodinus


Nicely played Rodinus.

I thought that 'brava' was what you yelled at the end of an opera, to cheer for the female lead. And 'bravo' is what you cheer for the male lead. (??) (Or is that only for Italian opera?)
So in this case.....wouldn't 'bravo' be more appropriate, seeing as how Cody is male?
jacygirl

P.S. Cody, when I picture you in a bathroom stall using your phone...for some reason (in my mind) it's a shoe phone...like the one in Get Smart. (lol)

Hi, I'm Homer and I am an ATS addict

If I'm not spending time with family or killing zombies in DayZ, I'm sitting here surfing threads
Hell, even if I AM spending time with friends and family, I'm surfing threads on my ipad

reply to post by cody599
My spouse doesn't have enough time for ATS so he just waits for me to relate the "highlights". If he needs to gain my attention quickly he just starts running dish water or getting the trash ready to take out- if he does anything "house cleaning" related it catches my attention with record speed!

Hey, I'm not addicted to ATS!! It's a hobby!



yeah, that's it!

A hobby!

*denies everything*

What if your partner never reads his U2U's?

If I really wanted to let him know dinner was ready I would have to make a thread about it, or post a pic of dinner in the Post a Funny Pic thread. Actually with my cooking, that would qualify as a funny pic. Hmmm....

i wondered what this thread is about. i dont know, but i posted a reply.
youre probably reading it.
hey its in BTS so its ok

reply to post by Rikku


I am replying to your reply to this thread, but I am not sure why I am doing that.

*sip*

reply to post by Rikku
Don't worry Rikku, I know you're not obsessed with ATS.
Chickens and toast however are another issue!

i was over my toast issues. until you mentioned it.
your funky cat helps a bit though.
but i still chase chickens.