The Apology Thread

im sorry son, that i was never in love with your mother. i tried, i really did. i tried to be in love with her.
i desperately wanted to live with my own child. but you cant fake love.
when i finally split up with her, it truly broke my heart. not because of her. because i was giving up the chance to live with you son.
for this i am so so sorry

reply to post by beezzer
Beezzer, I am sorry for "outing" you on what you do to make extra income.
I only did it out of jealousy of your talent for pole tricks!

Originally posted by littled16
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Beezzer, I am sorry for "outing" you on what you do to make extra income.
I only did it out of jealousy of your talent for pole tricks!

edit on 7/20/13 by littled16 because: (no reason given)

You know, I heard him boasting about it too!!!

Originally posted by SecretKnowledge
im sorry son, that i was never in love with your mother. i tried, i really did. i tried to be in love with her.
i desperately wanted to live with my own child. but you cant fake love.
when i finally split up with her, it truly broke my heart. not because of her. because i was giving up the chance to live with you son.
for this i am so so sorry

A touching, heartfelt apology.

I am sorry for every slight I have ever committed, for ever having looked at anyone in such a manner that might make them feel bad, causing them to go out and beat, rape, murder, and in general brutalize the population at large because of any possible imagined slight by myself or any other.

I am so sorry for any actions on the part of my ancestors that was hurtful to others, that fills people in these modern times with so much hate that they can not help themselves but to take it out on others.

I am truly truly sorry.

reply to post by HomerinNC


You know your secret stash of white spirits that you have in your desk drawer Homer?

I really do apologise and will admit, yes, it was me who drank it all and then placed it along with the plastic straw along and the dentures in Littled16s desk drawer...

Kindest respects

Rodinus

Originally posted by Rodinus
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You know your secret stash of white spirits that you have in your desk drawer Homer?

I really do apologise and will admit, yes, it was me who drank it all and then placed it along with the plastic straw along and the dentures in Littled16s desk drawer...

Kindest respects

Rodinus

edit on 21-7-2013 by Rodinus because: Crap spelling

That wasn't mine, I stole it from little red :p

I'm not sorry at all.....


It was a blast, see you in hell

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I'm sorry I went AWOL

I'm sorry beezer cant bring back Battlestar Galactica..... you have no idea how sorry I am for that~!!

Im sorry for not feeling sorry for people who feel a sense of entitlement

Im also sorry for not being able to do stuff once a month to make hubby really really happy....

Best apology ever

The only thing Iam sorry for and I think about it every day was my first wife, we were young too young but very much in love but we fought like cat and dog and she used to duff me up pretty bad so I walked out and started divorce procedures.
About three months after she got on a motorcycle with some dude and they got hit and she died..If I didn't walk she would have lived..I know It isn't my fault really but heck she was the one If you know what I mean.
Wow felt good to get that off my chest

reply to post by jacygirl

Heff....I'm sorry that you hurt. And I'm sorry that the man who owes me that same apology...would NEVER ever think it, say it, or write it....to me.

Ain't THAT the truth, sister!
Heff, it's okay, and I'm sorry that you hurt, too.

Lucid Lunacy: I hope you DO tell that girl someday - it matters, no matter how much time has passed.

I'm sorry that I was a tuba player at band camp....the flute players seemed much happier, lol.

Hey! I played tuba, too! There were 'too many flutes', and tuba players didn't' have to wear the stupid top hat with the chicken feather sticking straight up.

I'm sorry that I hurt my children and family and people I loved when I made bad choices in relationships based on emotions - I'm sorry that I was so 'romantic' that I couldn't see what my actions were doing to others.

I'm sorry that I had to rehome my beautiful horses.

I'm sorry that I haven't finished painting the kitchen. Again. Or any of the other projects I've started and then never finished.

And I'm sorry that I am so long-winded. Sometimes.

reply to post by wildtimes


Hey wildtimes! Nice to see you again!
You said: I'm sorry that I hurt my children and family and people I loved when I made bad choices in relationships based on emotions - I'm sorry that I was so 'romantic' that I couldn't see what my actions were doing to others.
(Yessss....me too. SO sorry. Truly.)

As for the 'flute playing girls'....I'm sorry I opened my spit valve and emptied it on your shoes, lol.

HomerinNC.....Yeah, my secret's out. I'm sorry, but big dark eyes and a smoke hanging outta your mouth...is just too badass sexy, hehe.
jacygirl

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You guys! You're lucky you both confessed or you'd be in big trouble!
*Checks desk drawer for more planted evidence*

Originally posted by littled16
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You guys! You're lucky you both confessed or you'd be in big trouble!
*Checks desk drawer for more planted evidence*

And i still have your bottom set of dentures...

If you want them back... get rid of the rolling pins or you will be eating soup and jelly for the next couple of days

Kindest respects

Rodinus

reply to post by Rodinus
Blackmail.....in the apology thread? Shame Rodinus!

Fooled you! I don't have lowers- those are the hubby's!
*Forgoes rolling pin truce and arms up*
Get ready to rumble!

reply to post by littled16


Ohh??? your hubbies???

Well, in that case i would like to deeply apologise on behalf of my Labrador who has been playing with them for the past day and a half...!



And the zimmerframe, that's your isn't it?

Kindest respects

Rodinus

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Yours is not the first dog to eat his dentures believe it or not- our pitbull ate half of his upper plate once. The new words I learned that day!

Aren't you the frisky one today? Someone is in need of a good spanking! *Mrs. Rodinus......!*

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Already spanked her

*puts hand over his mouth in shock and horror*

OOPS.. T and Cs...

I apologise to the Mods and the OP.

Kindest respects

Rodinus

*eats Rod's lunch and plants the wrappers in Little's desk*