So what jobs have you all done in your life so far?

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You have to admit though... being a stripper even if you DO way over 120Kg is a lot sexier than sticking your arm up to the elbow up a cows arse? (see my post)

Kindest respects

Rodinus

Ps. But then again...

Here's my list - the year's are when I started a job/activity not necessarily the duration of the activity.

Newspaper Subscription Solicitor 68
Paper boy 69
Blueprint Machine Operator 68
Rock Band Front Man 72
Architectural Draftsman 72
Gas Station Attendant 72
Parking Lot Painter 72
Asphalt Sealcoat Installer 72
Potrait Sales Solicitor 73
Restaurant Dishwasher 73
Maintenance Repairman 74
Security Guard 74
Elevator operator (ever seen a manually operated elevator?) 74
Production Control Technician 74
Keypunch Supervisor 74
Bank Operations Auditor 74
=== BEGAN PROFESSIONAL CAREER ===
Operating Systems Developer 75
Hardware Microcode Developer 75
Storage Access Developer 75
Telecom Applications Developer 75
Financial Systems Analyst 76
"D-APL Jack" 76
Database Administrator 76
IT Manager 76
Systems Develpment Consultant 77
Operations Management Consultant 78
Sales Consultant - Systems Software 79
Systems Performance Consultant/Trainer 80
Systems Security Administrator 84
"God of Software" 84
Space Systems Simulation Developer 85
Applied Mathematics Developer 86
IT Architect 86
IT Projects Manager 86
Behaviorial Research Statistician 87
Federal Procurement Officer 88
Data Intelligence Analyst ("Data Spook") 88
Defense Hardware Analyst 88
Conference Coordinator (Large Systems) 88
Performance Analyst and Capacity Planner 88
Predictive Behavior Simulation Modeler 89
Federal Program Manager 90
Litigation Consultant 95
Internet Fantasy Sports Developer 96
Systems Integrator (Hardware, Software, Operations) 97
Strategic Management Consultant 98
Consulting Practice Manager 00
=== POST PROFESSIONAL CAREER WORK ===
Blues Band Front Man 02
Farmer 05
Dog Rescuer 05
Greenhouse Designer 06
Investigative Reporter 06
Political Activist 06

NOTE TO GAZROK - Sorry Dude, I invented the internet (Aloha net to present) .

ganjoa

Originally posted by Rodinus
reply to post by inverslyproportional

 

You have to admit though... being a stripper even if you DO way over 120Kg is a lot sexier than sticking your arm up to the elbow up a cows arse? (see my post)

Kindest respects

Rodinus

Ps. But then again...

Words of wisdom if ever I have read them, I read your link.....ya that is not the job for me.

Never really had a job; Always selfemployed

Designer/craftsman/metalsmith

Flyfishing guide/outfitter

Filmmaker/producer

Originally posted by olaru12
Never really had a job; Always selfemployed

Designer/craftsman/metalsmith

Flyfishing guide/outfitter

Filmmaker/producer

Sure you had a job. It's just that you support yourself. I salute you! I wish I'd had the guts to believe in myself and strike out on my own. Good for you. You are an inspiration.

Pretty mixed bag so far.

Milk Boy.
Panel Beater.
Betting Shop Manager.
Painter & Decorator.
Spray Painter.
Labourer on yard that built oil rigs.
Debt Collector.
Machine Operator.
Business Improvement Technician.
Self-Employed Business Improvement Specialist.
Production Manager.
Quality Manager.
Pub Licensee X 2.

Some were interspersed with spells as a labourer and generally anything that was available to help earn a crust.
Throughout most of these I have also worked on and off as a Doorman and once had my own company supplying Doormen to various pubs and clubs in North East England.

I am currently more or less retired and studying part-time with the Open University, but I still do a few doors for some beer money and to keep my hand in.

I'd consider taking a full-time position if one that really appealed to me arose or perhaps even another pub if the right one for the right price became available.
I'm also exploring the possibility of attending university full-time next year as an alleged mature student.

reply to post by boymonkey74
I don't think this thread is long enough to contain a list of all of the various jobs I've performed for a living over the years, but I can assure you that you'd find a complete list very entertaining as it encompasses everything from store manager to roofer's helper and exotic dancer to Sunday school teacher. It has been an extremely interesting life- to say the least!

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Hhhhmmm exotic dancer?
Pics please

Originally posted by boymonkey74
reply to post by littled16

 

Hhhhmmm exotic dancer?
Pics please

All evidence has been completely destroyed, save one leather and spandex mini-dress that I couldn't bear to part with- which my big butt will no longer fit into- and my favorite feather boa which is so old I think it's "molting"! Looks like you're out of luck sugar!