Financial Sector Thinks It’s About Ready To Ruin World Again

Now here is one to make ya wonder.......

NEW YORK—Claiming that enough time had surely passed since they last caused a global economic meltdown, top executives from the U.S. financial sector told reporters Monday that they are just about ready to completely destroy the world again.

I'll bet that it can be just that simple at times too....

“It’s been about five or six years since we last crippled every major market on the planet, so it seems like the time is right for us to get back out there and start ruining the lives of billions of people again,” said Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein. “We gave it some time and let everyone get a little comfortable, and now we’re looking to get back on the old horse, shatter some consumer confidence, and flat-out kill any optimism for a stable global economy for years to come.”

“People are beginning to feel at ease spending money and investing in their futures again,” Blankfein continued. “That’s the perfect time to step in and do what we do best: rip the heart right out of the world’s economy.”

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It's a much larger story and certainly worth reading. especially with the nature of the source kept in mind.

reply to post by Wrabbit2000


Dear Wrabbit,

For once the Onion actually told the truth rather than a joke.

The plan isn't to rip the heart out of the global financial sector to merely keep things unstable but to remove any form of life support thus assuring that it dies and can not be resuscitated. The birth and death of the system was planned and implemented in 1913 and has been on life support now for 5 years. They are getting ready to pull the plug and cause instant cardiac arrest. The new baby is about to arrive, it's meaner, leaner and guaranteed to control all aspects of financial transactions down to the last penny.

The majority of the banks will go the way of the Dodo leaving only those that will control all regions. The peoples financial resources will be confiscated and what remains converted into the new safe and secure system (cough cough).

Wrabbit, grab a carrot and get ready to watch the show.