Vampires

My 7 yo son told me this joke a few weeks ago and thought it was funny as hell!

3 vampires wake up after sunset and are talking about their upcoming "snack". And they decide that they would have a small bet. Whoever returns with the most blood on their face wins100 Gold pieces.

1st one leaves and returns with a little blood on his lips. The others asked where that happened.
"Well ya see that deer over there, I bit it"

2nd one leaves and returns with a little more blood on his lips & cheeks. The others asked where that happened.
"Well you see that family over there, I bit them all"

3rd one leaves and returns with blood all over his face. The others asked where that happened.
"Wellll, ya see that big tree over there.........YEAH said the others, Well I didn't and I flew right into it!

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Leave it to a kid to crack me up and it's a clean Joke Thank you.

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