NSA "appreciation" thread

Seeing as they are watching and most likley along with British GCHQ I thought we could all post our thoughts on them so they can see how we all "value" there work!

I personaly want to thank them for basicaly pissing on whole reason we thought facism in world war II.

And also I want to thank them for turning the USA the supposed" land of the free" into such a joke on human rights.

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Thank you so much for checking out on us.
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Well, heck, I'm game for the spirit of this!

I really appreciate the NSA doing everything they've done. If they hadn't, we'd not have examples to define just HOW far is TOO far. Thanks too for being less than perfect on background clearing and processing of contractors. Letting Snowden slip through as a man still in possession of a conscience was a big screw up but a lucky break for the rest of us. What would we ever do with you?

....aside from feel safe in our persons and thoughts, of course. Little things tho... Who needs privacy when we can have absolute security! ...or the pure illusion of it anyway.



Way to go! Keep up the good work. I'm sure there are more abuses we need to know about and at this rate, we'll know them all before long.

No Such Agency becomes Never Safe Again!

I would like to thank them for militarizing our police force and for making me feel safer walking past a drug dealer, gang banger, or murderer than i do walking past the ones hired to protect and serve.

I would like to thank them for hiring a bunch of contractors to sift through our personal information. Also ruining our country, for adding to the rampant paranoia, for making ct's right...... Also, I mistakenly deleted my version bill in my email last month. Can you worthless snooping bastards send me a copy?

Thanks for spying on those women from West Germany in the 80s. They were up to some evil stuff with shuffling bank accounts around. But ever since you got the shiny building and your employee group has been proven unworthy by the fact that they get fired regularly for screwing up, you've made your agency a peeping Tom factory, making other agencies envious, and multiplying the intrusions in the nation sixteen fold. Have you no shame?

The part where they see everything but the never prosecute is insane.

I might appreciate them more if I could see what they were doing.

Thank you for the new facebook setting.

Just to make sure the NSA see this. Lets see what words will red flag there computers

BOMB, JIHAD, TERRORIST, 9/11, OSAMA BIN LADEN, DIRTY BOMB

Made you look NSA

I have years and years worth of trolling, lewd emails and regrettable facebook posts that I was going to back up on atomically stable silicon, but I just didn't have the time. Thank you, NSA! Future generations MUST know my penis size !

Dunno about a thanks
But there's a vid out there of me smashing a pole dancing competition ............I made the dude that recorded it delete it the next morning before we flew home
Anyways.......my better half would love to see it
So please, since you have this all stored somewhere......any chance of a copy?
You know I like you really

You know where to send it
silly me, I nearly said for you to u2u me for my details

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Ohhh THAT nsa...

meh.

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I mean it's not like were getting on a plane saying bomb... Well what if I was a bombadier, bombidy, bomb, bomb, bomb~

I wonder if they can see my pale side of my moon from my text?

Originally posted by sulaw
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I mean it's not like were getting on a plane saying bomb... Well what if I was a bombadier, bombidy, bomb, bomb, bomb~

I wonder if they can see my pale side of my moon from my text?

Nope its not like we are on a PLANE saying BOMB as part of a JIHAD.

Originally posted by crazyewok
Seeing as they are watching and most likley along with British GCHQ I thought we could all post our thoughts on them so they can see how we all "value" there work!

I personaly want to thank them for basicaly pissing on whole reason we thought facism in world war II.

And also I want to thank them for turning the USA the supposed" land of the free" into such a joke on human rights.

edit on 11-6-2013 by crazyewok because: (no reason given)

Thank for taking my tax money and using to enrich yourself and attempt to gain control by using information to further your political and financial gain. Thank you so much.

Also, I met Warwick a few weeks ago, real nice guy, I like your avatar

Dear NSA (or subcontractor) tech reading this,

I know it is not your fault specifically that this whole thing blows goats. You did not invent the spying thing, you merely profit from it. Sitting there, day after day (night after night), watching the screen for the system to kick out whatever it is you are looking for. Maybe you have aspirations of one day rising above GS-Underwear Sniffer and making a difference in the world. Good luck to you!

Yes, I know, you and your buddies there are not real popular at the moment. It's hard meeting members of the opposite sex especially when it comes to the 'so, what do you do for a living?' part. Be bold! Admit you already know what he/she does, blood type, parents' address, bank account password, gynecology exam results, etc. That whole creeper vibe is endearing to some. Sure you have to go through some threats and maybe bodily harm, but be proud of what you do for this country! (...um, which is???)

Maybe one day, you and I can meet and you tell me all about myself. Sorry if my life is boring to you. No immediate FBI hostile action required, but I am trying. Maybe I can become a big-wig on Wall Street and rob the American public blind until even their grandchildren are broke! No? You don't go after those guys? Ok, how about I run for Congress and write laws that violate the Constitution so bad, it gives Thomas Jefferson epileptic fits in his grave! What? You don't go after them either? Alright, I got it. I can become a Narco-Warlord on the Mexican border, behead children, run weapons, launder money, and....what? Not your lane?

Anyway, have a good evening, stay away from the junk food and too much caffeine. That stuff is bad for your complexion and your waist line (too much sitting). Don't worry, one day you will meet that special someone who likes you for who you are: pasty, flabby, and values-neutral.

Love, Your Admirer, ABNARTY

P.S. BTW, I own a gun, I take lots of medication (too much Iraq doncha' know ), and I am very disgruntled. Does this help?

Dear NSA,

I am really, really sorry you had to snoop on the conversation that went on over the phone on Saturday night. I said a lot of bad things, and made quite a few references that probably set your detection software into high gear due to the nature of the comments mentioned. I believe the phrases "[bleep] the US" and "The South will rise again" might have been what led you to suspect I was plotting something. Finally, I'd also like to apologize how my companion and myself forgot to include you in the conversation (even though you were only listening in), and that my conversation went on for a couple hours (seeing as you pick up on the duration of the calls, I'm sorry that I was rude and didn't ask if you were listening).

-fossilera

PS: For reference NSA, those moans that you heard emanating from the other end wasn't someone dying (just in case you were wondering)

To everyone else - I wish the above really happened, as it would guarantee they never snoop on my conversations ever again.

They earned it

I would like to thank the NSA for taking our freedoms and replacing them with a false sense of security, more fear, a harsher way of living, poorer conditions.

Plus, if my system crashes all I have to do is call the NSA to get a backup for my computer and all my photos.

Now, now, remember what Obama said about this "we have to give up some freedoms so THEY can protect us!"
Funny thing is, I don't remember the public asking them to take any more of our freedoms or to spy on us!

I guess this is the reason Yahoo recently promised to not Delete Porn from their sites to appease the NSA.

Thank you Yahoo!

Sincerely,

NSA