Was Michael Jackson Our Jesus?

Originally posted by intrptr
reply to post by DarthMuerte

 

He was a pedophile and a child predator.

Uhhh, he was acquitted for lack of evidence? There was a trial and all. Believe me , they really wanted to roast him too. Sorry about that.

By the way, he was just a man.

So was Jesus also. Only a man who where able to turn on the connection to the existing one, caught up in a limited human body doing a mission. Not the only one and not the last one no matter how much you believe your human created religions.

Originally posted by JayinAR
reply to post by PollyPeptide

 

I would suggest the opening chapters of Matthew, Mark, Luke and John if you are interested.
Also a wikipedia search on Osama Bin Laden.

Well, I spent several hours reading and I still can't see the connection. Maybe I'm missing something. I am genuinely interested in finding this connection, so maybe you could help me out? I'm not trying to pick a fight or say you're wrong or anything like that. Just curious.

Originally posted by LittleByLittle

Originally posted by intrptr
reply to post by DarthMuerte

 

He was a pedophile and a child predator.

Uhhh, he was acquitted for lack of evidence? There was a trial and all. Believe me , they really wanted to roast him too. Sorry about that.

By the way, he was just a man.

So was Jesus also. Only a man who where able to turn on the connection to the existing one, caught up in a limited human body doing a mission. Not the only one and not the last one no matter how much you believe your human created religions.

I agree. Jesus was just a man. Sorry if you got the wrong impression.

reply to post by PollyPeptide


I will send you a link via U2U.
It is off topic here.

Originally posted by JayinAR
reply to post by PollyPeptide

 

I will send you a link via U2U.
It is off topic here.

Ok, thanks.

Maybe this...
Then this...
And then this... NO...Not this...

this has got to be one of the most hilarious and ridiculous things ive ever heard posited.

simply wow.

reply to post by Raxoxane


this is funny i watched marley the other day and that exact thought came to my mind

i swear on my life ,if you have not watched MARLEY yet its a must watch

thats why i added to my signature below right after watching MARLEY

EDIT TO MODS PLEASE REMOVE THE FLAG I JUST PUT ON THIS THREAD AS IT DOES NOT DESERVE MY FLAG AND WAS A BAD MISTAKE

I MEANT TO STAR Raxoxane

reply to post by ElOmen
So you wish to compare an effeminate, pedophile,junky to the Lord king of kings.Blasphemy is a serious sin you will pay for.

NO, no , no...
Michael was a man who loves children in the wrong way, and half plastic

reply to post by TDawg61


I never said that.
This is another man's theories I'm just sharing them to hear others opinions on it.

reply to post by maryhinge


Yeah my brother told me the same thing. That if anything marley would be the best contender for this.
I have to agree there.


Oh and by the way you can unflag and unstar by yourself no mods assistance is needed.

In which of the gospels does Jesus change colour, have plastic surgery and touch up young boys?

Michael Jackson, Jesus, no, Peter Pan, yes. He was the boy who never grew up.



I don't know what to believe as far as his allegations of molestation. I rather think that he was a child in a grown up body with more money than any child should have and identified with children more than adults. His fantasy playgrounds were all a way for him to live the childhood he never had. I just don't understand why a child would want to have children unless he wanted someone to leave his dynasty to.

If he was guilty of the pedophile charges, i am sure he is paying the piper, and it isn't the pied piper, only he knows that one for sure.

Who believes this is what he will look like when Jesus returns?

What is he supposed to look like when he returns?

reply to post by ElOmen


it wont let me unflag for some reason

it usually comes up red and says unflag but for some unknown reason its just black

Haha, thank you OP for giving me a good laugh.
Michael jackson jesus.. LOL!


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Here's a little more on the documentary he made which they present at the movie theater.

vimeo.com...

m.facebook.com...#!/story.php?story_fbid=10150445 731224309&id=132018386814129&refid=52

i still find this to be one of the most adorable damn theories on the internet.

what makes this man even remotely like jesus? lol