My mobile phone

I bought this beautiful phone....the last generation.

Actually it's the perfect mobile phone.

It's made of wood and it imitates a real mobile phone.

it looks something like this,


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The great advantage it's that you can communicate with who ever you want to.

You can talk even with the president itself.

And nobody contradicts you ever.

While walking on the street you can always answer to it because it never rings.

Another great advantage is that when someone wants your phone number,you can give the manufacturers number,and tell the person who requested your number to ask anything he wants,with trust.

It is very light and never break.

The reason I bought it it's that never needs batery charging.

It's the perfect mobile phone.

reply to post by piequal3because14


Um...when's the last time you took your meds?

reply to post by AfterInfinity

Um...when's the last time you took your meds?

If you want one just say it,you don't need to be envious on me.

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I will have one!. At least if you drop it, You wont hold your breath like i do when i drop mine

reply to post by piequal3because14

If you want one just say it,you don't need to be envious on me.

My Motorola Droid operates on more than just delusions, thank you much. You can keep your Tractor Supply Co. model Fisher Price phone. I just hope you won't need to call an emergency number any time soon.

reply to post by TheDoctor46

I will have one!

Oh Doc,I am so glad you decide to it.

Each evening for an hour you can look for sim card compartment,like I do.

reply to post by AfterInfinity

You can keep your Tractor Supply Co.

I will,thank you.

And it supplies the LOL.

Co. model Fisher Price phone

It's garnished with diamonds.

I just hope you won't need to call an emergency number any time soon.

I never need that in my life and never will.

reply to post by piequal3because14


Haha yes. It will pass a bit of time on .

reply to post by TheDoctor46

. It will pass a bit of time on

It will indeed,and not only,I guess it is an very interesting mind exercise.

i want one

reply to post by billdadobbie

i want one

Welcome to the Club,as many we will be ,the faster we will defeat the times we are living in.

reply to post by piequal3because14


i own over 200 mobile phones no kidding i am a total phone junkie

i own over 200 mobile phones

reply to post by billdadobbie
I own only this one.

"A positive action (perceived as negative) to a negative stimulus can give you a positive unexpected result".

reply to post by billdadobbie

i am a total phone junkie

Right now we are living in an time worm hole,because the temporal time margins are curved.

Therefore the time is flowing faster because of many things...including the cell phones.

To nivelate the time,means to slow the speed of the time perceived.

This will mean the billions of people will travel in time slower and slower,until normality will come again,by making time to travel to them and not them to travel to(in) time.

And then everything will come to normality.

reply to post by AfterInfinity

If I am ever in trouble and need a "shout out", I can just ask you. You would loan me your phone in an emergency, right? And if I am in a remote area and I break a leg hiking well, there's usually no service there anyway.


"Fischer Price" phone, lol.

reply to post by piequal3because14


I have one like that, I rang the pressy too! He wooden talk to me

reply to post by smurfy

I have one like that, I rang the pressy too! He wooden talk to me

I am glad that you do have one,who knows maybe one day we can talk each other using our mobile phones.

Originally posted by TheDoctor46
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I will have one!. At least if you drop it, You wont hold your breath like i do when i drop mine

think is, i bet you wood still!

2nd

reply to post by piequal3because14

Hmm now I am jealous, I to want a wooden phone. But you know I could just press my hand to my ear and pretend I am talking to somebody. The weird part would be when somebody actually picks up on the other end of my makebelieve telephone. Then I will be like...hello! ya what do you want? And they will be like...What! WTF! you called me. And I will be like. Your point being.

reply to post by piequal3because14

Nope time does not exist, its a complete fabrication like santa claus but like santa claus it suits a purpose, for a period at least. Time was created and invented by the grays, I forgot which ones in particular. It was some trillions of years ago during the soul trap wars after the onset of the collision of the universes. In fact love to was invented during that time as an effective soul trap, I also forgot who created it. Dam her name completely eludes me now, not that it would be communicable in this language, or any language on this planet you know. But I think she is working for one of the main arbiters of the empire now.

Everybody should talk on there wooden telephones.