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posted on May, 12 2013 @ 10:32 AM
I be Tor Hershman, The Amazon River Of Consciousness, The Iconoclast Deluxe, The Universal Toilet Cleaner, The Turd.

If you enjoy godless & satanless parodies you may well dig my crapola.

If you are fascinated by alternative explanations I shall suggest you view me wee
"The Origin Of Jesus Christ"
SPOILER ALERT: Ovid did it.
"AMEN (hotep IV, that is)."

If you enjoy reading of past vast government waste my, the only one online, retelling of the founding of Nitro, West Virginia is most interesting.

Oh yeah, do you recall that wee project SDI (Strategic Defense Initiative),
a.k.a. Reagan's Star Wars, a.k.a. The Strategically Dead Icon's Star Wars?
Guess what, the Hollywood RayGoon didn't thunk that up @-tall.
It was created @ Mt. Hood Chemical Corporation, in Portland, now [Since recently being busted by
the Feds] renamed Mt. Hood Solutions, with a new name/address.
SDI was just an idea by a po', uneducated, country boy tryin' to figure-out just HOW far his voice was

Oh, the guy who was then prez of Mr. Hood, Philip B. Feldman, had as art gallery, in Portland, OR., dedicated to he, heeheehee.
I bet it has a large section of non-degenerate art for the robber-baron plagiarist in most DNA.

Any questions?

Stay on groovin' safari,

posted on May, 12 2013 @ 10:39 AM
You are a magician with words
I love you already

posted on May, 12 2013 @ 10:47 AM
Thank you, Space Spider, but human DNA is magical with almost everything.
If we have only sticks & stones & ten-thousand years we'll turn those branches & minerals into boats, trains, planes, PCs and much more. Ain't we something?

BTW I just went to check the Wiki page for Nitro, WV and guess what?
My link, which had been there for a couple of years, done be gone.
Here it is @ me blog...
I guess somebody just doesn't like facts.

Say, click me YouTube signature link for fun information and an audio nerve riot or my
Above Top Secret photos...just to get ye's cortext's metaphorical toes whetted.

Stay on groovin' safari,

posted on May, 12 2013 @ 11:14 AM
reply to post by Tor4Hershman

Oh My. Big words, big thoughts. Warrants big Welcome Treats...enjoy....


posted on May, 12 2013 @ 11:32 AM
Ohhhhhh, they look delicious, Destiny, as do ye avatar.

Allow moi to share some of me wee parodies with ye.

Stay on groovin' safari,
edit on 12-5-2013 by Tor4Hershman because: don't know how to cut & paste

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