"Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does
not "attempt" murder."
"A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection."
"There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live."
Here in the UK we had a man harder than Chuck but chuck can have the title now because BIG DADDY AKA Shirley Crabtree is dead RIP He was the
hardest man ever to have lived.
Showing my age now
edit on 26-1-2013 by boymonkey74 because: (no reason given)
lol Wrong. If anything, if you take the opinion of most of my fellow Canadians to task, most would agree that Bieber is the one that's in need of
protection from us lol. He is not exactly loved by anyone over the age of 20 up here. In all seriousness, though, Chuck wouldn't stand a chance
against the Vandoos lol. They'd make him into their christmas turkey.