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They're MSS-ing him

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posted on May, 3 2003 @ 05:38 AM
Iraq's former information minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf (MSS), whose colourful daily briefings earned him cult status during the Gulf war, is to take Britan's nightclub's by storm.

Record producers plan to record a dance track sampling some of his most popular catch phrases.

"There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!"

"My feelings - as usual - we will slaughter them all"

"Our initial assessment is that they will all die"

"I blame Al-Jazeera - they are marketing for the Americans!"

"God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Iraqis."

"They're coming to surrender or be burned in their tanks."

"No I am not scared, and neither should you be!"

"Be assured. Baghdad is safe, protected"

"Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!"

"We are not afraid of the Americans. Allah has condemned them. They are stupid. They are stupid" (dramatic pause) "and they are condemned."

"The Americans, they always depend on a method what I call ... stupid, silly. All I ask is check yourself. Do not in fact repeat their lies."

"I can say, and I am responsible for what I am saying, that they have
started to commit suicide under the walls of Baghdad. We
will encourage them to commit more suicides quickly."

"I can assure you that those villains will recognize, will discover in appropriate time in the future how stupid they are and how they are pretending things which have never taken place."

"We have destroyed 2 tanks, fighter planes, 2 helicopters and their shove

[Edited on 3-5-2003 by Maddas]

[Edited on 3-5-2003 by Maddas]

posted on May, 3 2003 @ 05:51 AM

[Edited on 3-5-2003 by Maddas]


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