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Top 25 Lines in Star Wars that Can Be Improved by Substituting the word "Pants"

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posted on Oct, 22 2004 @ 06:44 AM
Top 25 Lines in Star Wars that Can Be Improved by Substituting the word "Pants"

1. A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.
2. You are unwise to lower your pants.
3. We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.
4. She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.
5. These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.
6. I find your lack of pants disturbing.
7. These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.
8. Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!
9. General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.
10. I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
11. TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?
12. Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
13. Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.
14. You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.
15. Luke. . . you have no idea the power of the dark pants.

16. Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
17. That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!
18. Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
19. Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.
20. Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially one. Your sister!
21. Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
22. Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.
23. Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.
24. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
25. You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.

posted on Oct, 22 2004 @ 09:13 AM
Thats funny. er.............. yeah well thats all ig got to say. That funny.

posted on Oct, 22 2004 @ 05:01 PM
Funny as hek!!!!

posted on Oct, 22 2004 @ 06:27 PM

That was great, imagining the characters actually say it. It should be dubbed into the original and released as a bootleg hehehe.

posted on Oct, 22 2004 @ 07:15 PM
Haha, I can't stop laughing!

posted on Oct, 22 2004 @ 10:02 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA... had me in tears man.. THAT was funny..

posted on Oct, 24 2004 @ 08:17 PM
I couldn't stop laughing, i was crying, and the tears were stinging my eyes and i had to stop for a minute half way through

posted on Oct, 24 2004 @ 08:21 PM
26. "Use your pants Luke"

posted on Oct, 25 2004 @ 06:49 AM
Hhillarious. Great job on them


posted on Oct, 25 2004 @ 09:08 AM
I'm in a computer lab in the student union right now, and I'm getting some mighty strange looks as I snicker at these.


posted on Oct, 26 2004 @ 07:50 AM
That was hilarious! I remember something I read that was about lines from Star Wars that sounded naugthy but weren't. This is all I can remember.

"He came in through the south entrance."

"Let's blow this thing and go home!"

I think I paraphrased on the first one.

posted on Oct, 26 2004 @ 04:21 PM
that whas so funny i all most craped my pants

posted on Nov, 4 2004 @ 12:41 PM
27. "Don't get pants, kid!"

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