posted on Aug, 15 2012 @ 02:18 AM
British Prime Minister Hugh Jackmat was lying cosily in his bed staring at his wifes scantily clad bottom , when the code red ringtone fiilled their
downing street residence main bedroom.
The Prime minister often slept with his head at the foot of the bed a continuation of a childhood habit, now the seldom if ever heard bleep bleep
growl of the phone, caused him to tumble sideways out of the ministerial cot.
"Yes Prime Minister Jackmat speaking"
"Hey Prime Minister sorry for ringing at such a time , but somethings up, and I mean up"
"sorry but who is this?"
" its President Obooma ,Prime minister, from the USA"
" oh sorry ..how can I help you President Obooma?
Just then a horrendous scream could be heard , as if hell had been added as background noise to the Prime ministers bedroom.
" Sorry to tell you this PM but we had a visit from some hungry Aliens last week and unfortunately Britain has been offered up as food for these
critters"...we had to do a deal , to save America.