Aliens and compassion?

Ever seen Cheech and Chong: Still Smokin?

ET= Eddie Torres= Extra Testicle! And remeber in Next Movie, when the Aliens showed up over the pot field and abducted them, and they returned with space coke?

And notice how Mexicans can do the impossible: fit like 20 people into a compact car? Its because of their shrink ray......THEY HAVE MINITURIZATION TECHNOLOGY!

So there you have it folks. Mexicans can eat substances comparable to nuclear waste, drive in hovering low riding cars, and can shrink themselves to fit many into a small space....and they have extra testicles!

Proof positive that our friends south of the Border dont come from there.....but from space!