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Cheerios pouring out of the sun!

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posted on Apr, 3 2012 @ 02:10 PM
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Was just watching SOHO and all of a sudden a ginormous wormhole opened up and CHEERIOS started pouring out of the sun!!!!!!!

It looks as though they are forming into a giant box of cereal headed STRAIGHT FOR EARTH!

What does this spell for us here on earth?! Ending hunger forever!? Or death by cheerios!? It also looks like...oh..YES! They have been here the whole time! Random people on the streets are turning into WALKING CHERRIO ALIENS and are declaring they are with the cheerios and have been planning this attack for YEARS!

Is anyone else seeing/feeling/experiencing/viewing/knowing/dreaming/laughing/guessing this?!

Everyone meet up in that one place south of the equator that is the safehaven that we all know about but wont actually tell you where it is, but its there and we are gonna be safe if you go there, but you still dont know where it is but im telling you, ITS THERE! SO GO THERE NOW! I have been planning this for years!!

Trust me! I spent 5 thousand alone on my new hyperextending, 7,000 channel emergency radio (with alien frequency pick up) with built in re-breathing capabilities! It also makes spaghetti out of dirt! DIRT!!!

If you dont know where to hide, just dig a hole deep enough and you will be safe from any potential ELE disasters! Even though its an extinction level event...you should be fine.

SPEND MONEY!


Alright now you can attack me. Thanks for reading, just feeling in a goofy mood.



posted on Apr, 3 2012 @ 02:18 PM
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can i have some of what your smoking



posted on Apr, 3 2012 @ 02:20 PM
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Were there Two Scoops of Raisins coming out of it too?



posted on Apr, 3 2012 @ 02:20 PM
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Not even worthy of pics or it didn't happen.

Pfft. and people say the quality of threads on ATS is down.

edit on 4/3/2012 by Open2Truth because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 3 2012 @ 02:20 PM
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I'll give you a flag just because the image of Cheerios coming out of the sun made me giggle. Also, I really do wish that something that could make spaghetti out of dirt existed.



posted on Apr, 3 2012 @ 02:24 PM
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Originally posted by AdamsMurmur
Were there Two Scoops of Raisins coming out of it too?





posted on Apr, 3 2012 @ 02:25 PM
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I was just sitting at work, and i really felt compelled to add a completely useless thread.


Two scoops of raisin!? Ha ha! Now that would be funny.

The kool-aid guy is coming to get us!

OH YEAH!



posted on Apr, 3 2012 @ 02:26 PM
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Originally posted by bastet11

Originally posted by AdamsMurmur
Were there Two Scoops of Raisins coming out of it too?


lololol And this:




posted on Apr, 3 2012 @ 02:27 PM
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This is the first "SOMETHING ELSE IS GONNA KILL ME NOW" thread that I believe.

Thank you. I shall get a new quart of milk.



posted on Apr, 3 2012 @ 02:27 PM
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Originally posted by AdamsMurmur

Originally posted by bastet11

Originally posted by AdamsMurmur
Were there Two Scoops of Raisins coming out of it too?


lololol And this:



Ok that was funny as all hell.



posted on Apr, 3 2012 @ 02:29 PM
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BWAH HA HA!!



posted on Apr, 3 2012 @ 02:29 PM
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Well, we are in the Milky Way.

Good for a chuckle.



posted on Apr, 3 2012 @ 02:30 PM
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Originally posted by haven123
can i have some of what your smoking


Well as per the moment the only thing i have been smoking is ATS and this was the result



posted on Apr, 4 2012 @ 01:09 PM
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Well....DUH....there IS such a thing as an anti Cheerio lazer gun....I found PROOF!

ETA....Don't let underDog fool you...he's working with the Sun to destroy Earth! Simon's anti Cheerio gun is the ticket...
God help us all...





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