Breaking News: Romney and Paul both drop out today and endorse Santorum

In a surprise move, Mitt Romney and Ron Paul both announced today that they are ending their presidential campaigns and throwing their support behind Rick Santorum. The move shocked observers, including Senator Santorum, as Governor Romney seemed poised for a decisive victory in Wisconsin and Congressman Paul was in talks with the Romney camp about a VP appointment.

The governor and congressman Paul both concluded they have "no chance" to win the general election in December and that a Santorum candidacy in 2012 was the best chance for republican victory.

In another shocking turn of events today, Santorum has selected Al Sharpton as his running mate. Santorum made the announcement today on CNN. While describing the relationship between himself and Sharpton, Santorum was quoted as saying, “If Al and I had a son together he would look like Trayvon.”

Just having a little April Fools fun!!

reply to post by seabag

Damn you! I was starting to get a little bothered... especially over the Santorum/Sharpton ticket.

You got me! I didn't even notice this was in "Jokes, Puns, and Pranks".

A flag and star you.

See ya,
Milt

bout threw a load in the pants
saying

I make you a bet santorum would too

reply to post by popsmayhem

I'd bet you're right! I got a kick out of your response.

See ya,
Milt