Euston we have a problem

The title of this thread is a typical comment from me when I'm talking to my other half. I have a problem putting in words that sound the same to the proper word.
for example

panasonic view
columbus clouds

This problem is getting worse.
My other half finds it sweet and endearing and often recites my mishaps to friends and work colleagues
The other day on a girlie night out my friend said I looked stunning. I was grateful for the compliment because I felt good. But after my thank yous she said " no i said you look dun in"
Am I really that stupid?
I also innocently make up words that sound important but aren't actually a word. This happens at work a lot and everyone falls about laughing.
Anybody else do this?

I purposely say Quesodilla likes kay-sa-dilla, and Jalapeno like Ja-la-pa-no for fun. Debris Deb-riss, Basil, Bazil..etc. it's not quite the same.. either way, when your other half starts telling you that triple homicide would be endearing I think you should sort that out.

I take it you're a girl?

If you're a girl = okay.

If you're a guy = get help.





Guys still love spaced out girls.