The police beat the snot out of me.

Two of my fingers are broken and my teeth are loose. I have be charged with assault on an officer.

I may have to go to jail.

I voted for Obama and my cat Shadow has just had her kittens.

Have a nice day .

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Kittens are delicious.

reply to post by wonhunlo


I am sorry that you are hurt. What exactly happened? Details...please. I am hoping that you will not have to go to jail...and perhaps get community service...or the charges will be dropped. I hope you have a good lawyer.

Originally posted by PosterNutbag
Kittens are delicious.

This is delicious. Bite down.

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Originally posted by caladonea
reply to post by wonhunlo

 

I am sorry that you are hurt. What exactly happened? Details...please. I am hoping that you will not have to go to jail...and perhaps get community service...or the charges will be dropped. I hope you have a good lawyer.

This is a birth announcement of kittens! Mother OK, kittens OK

Don't worry about the police!

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reply to post by wonhunlo


see,you voted for obama and shadow could'nt pay for her birth control.No obama care and no finger fix.Teeth lose from grinding upon sleepless nights.Fema camp jailbird.....just muckin with ya,hope all is good.

Originally posted by wonhunlo

Originally posted by caladonea
reply to post by wonhunlo

 

I am sorry that you are hurt. What exactly happened? Details...please. I am hoping that you will not have to go to jail...and perhaps get community service...or the charges will be dropped. I hope you have a good lawyer.

This is a birth announcement of kittens! Mother OK, kittens OK

Don't worry about the police!

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You are a very confusing person....at least to me.

Anyway...congratulations on the birth of the kittens.

That's what they do! Can I have a kitten?

Originally posted by saroncan
reply to post by wonhunlo

 

see,you voted for obama and shadow could'nt pay for her birth control.No obama care and no finger fix.Teeth lose from grinding upon sleepless nights.Fema camp jailbird.....just muckin with ya,hope all is good.

Yeeh haw! This place is nuts. But TPTB think they are more nuts than the little people.

Well. Good night.

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Originally posted by wonhunlo
Two of my fingers are broken and my teeth are loose. I have be charged with assault on an officer.

I may have to go to jail.

I voted for Obama and my cat Shadow has just had her kittens.

Have a nice day .

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This is what I am confused about...you say 2 fingers have been broken and you have loose teeth...and you have been charged with assault on an officer.....what exactly does that have to do with the birth of kittens? You have also said to me that this thread is about the announcement of the birth of the kittens (not the arrest)...so why are you including the information about your arrest then?

After all the title of your thread is: "The Police Beat The Snot Out Of Me"

reply to post by wonhunlo

Man, Ralph Wiggum thread of the year

Hahaha, not sure what it is, but congrats on ketteh litter!

Now go make your cats breath smell like policeman scrotum!!!!!

Originally posted by TDawgRex
reply to post by wonhunlo

 

Just one question....

Did ya deserve it?

What did you do that caused this?

A birthing annoucement?

Why do you let your poor innocent cat into this?

But I'd like one of the kittens...if you don't mind.

Originally posted by wonhunlo

Originally posted by saroncan
reply to post by wonhunlo

 

see,you voted for obama and shadow could'nt pay for her birth control.No obama care and no finger fix.Teeth lose from grinding upon sleepless nights.Fema camp jailbird.....just muckin with ya,hope all is good.

Yeeh haw! This place is nuts. But TPTB think they are more nuts than the little people.

Well. Good night.

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WE MUST START!!!! THE LITTLE PEOPLE THAT BE, CLUB!!

it's the only way we will overcome..

Originally posted by TDawgRex
But I'd like one of the kittens...if you don't mind.

Something about the way your Avatar is staring at the thread worries me with your kitten fixation!!

reply to post by mainidh


I've had cats in my life, though I always raised them as I would dawgs. Even cat haters have told me how cool my cats turn out.

I guess there is a thing about being consistent.

Originally posted by TDawgRex
reply to post by mainidh

 

I've had cats in my life, though I always raised them as I would dawgs. Even cat haters have told me how cool my cats turn out.

I guess there is a thing about being consistent.

edit on 10-2-2012 by TDawgRex because: (no reason given)

I had a stray adopt me once... this guy used to taunt the pit bull up the road..

And yet he'd let me smother him with tlc...

cats sure know a good thing when they're onto it

Sooo you're not drooling underneath the edge of your screen, lol whew, caturday is safe once more!!

reply to post by mainidh


I prefer to think of my avatar as a curious Dawg...always exploring. And for the most part... friendly.

But I have always been a Dawg guy...didn't know much about cats until I stumbled upon a stray Maine Coon. So I raised him like I have my dawgs. Me and that cat bonded. He is too cool!

Since then, I've done the same with many of my four legged furry buddies.

Originally posted by wonhunloI voted for Obama

So it's obamas fault you got beat up? lol.

Wonhunlo has an anti-Obama agenda. So much so that he created his current user ID as a ruse to claim his previous one (yourmamaknows) is his uncle and is serving time in a federal prison for merely insulting Obama.

If you review his post history, you'll see his random rants on Nibiru (his other agenda item) and Obama mixed in with news about his various cats.

Just an FYI to all those scratching their noggins over this.