town in terror of violent elf

town in terror of violent elf

www.thesun.co.uk

A VIOLENT elf is terrorising a town by stalking locals and beating them up, it emerged yesterday.

The creature is said to have big ears and always wears a pointy hat.

It is believed to be behind up to a dozen brutal attacks on kids and old men.

The gnome has even KNOCKED people off their bikes and rained PUNCHES on them.

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sorry if this has been put up already but i couldnt find it any where.

i heard of some thing like this before and seen a vidoe on you tube of the so called "elf" in some ways id like to see the elf and get hit by it but in others ways i dont. i wonder what the elfs beef is with people ? it likes to sneak up from behind and punch people off there bikes.
i wonder if it is just a kid(or a few) dressing up as an elf. saying that the
people seen really scared of the elf..

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in the forst video you can hear the dogs barking as the elf comes into shot of the camre

I personally would love a pet evil Gnome.

Do you honestly believe this?

Originally posted by TheOneElectric
Do you honestly believe this?

well its in the paper isnt it :p lol

Originally posted by rikgrimsby

Originally posted by TheOneElectric
Do you honestly believe this?

well its in the paper isnt it :p lol

No it's in the sun

Originally posted by OnlyLove

Originally posted by rikgrimsby

Originally posted by TheOneElectric
Do you honestly believe this?

well its in the paper isnt it :p lol

No it's in the sun

lol true saying that the sun are one of the only ones that print these kind of storys about elfs, ufos ect.....

Here is the video...

this is AWESOME! prank people under the guise of a mythological creature? brilliant! the world needs more shenanigans

Doesn't it stand to reason that the dude(s) perpetrating this is/are dressing as an elf and may in fact be a "dwarf" dressed like an elf?

And that is why he is being called an elf.

No offense but little people have an axe to grind, don't they?

Dwarf Tossing

Originally posted by rikgrimsby

Originally posted by OnlyLove
No it's in the sun

lol true saying that the sun are one of the only ones that print these kind of storys about elfs, ufos ect.....

The sun is what the movie "Men in Black" calls one of the "hot sheets":

www.imdb.com...

Kay: We're gonna check the hot sheets.
[Kay pulls up to a newsstand and buys a pile of supermarket tabloids]
Jay: THESE are the hot sheets?
Kay: Best investigative reporting on the planet. But go ahead, read the New York Times if you want. They get lucky sometimes.

It's not the only one, there are a few others.

Originally posted by rikgrimsby

town in terror of violent elf

www.thesun.co.uk

here is where I stopped reading: your source is The Sun?
Right on, way to go.

Hmmm, must be a slow "news" day if the Sun is digging up this old chestnut.

There's a big list of threads covering this, and many (including at least one sourcing the Sun) are from back in '08.

Same videos, I guess the Sun figured they'd re-brand the "gnome" an "elf", and give it another go.

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This story is so confusing!!!

The headline speaks of an elf yet in their article they depict a gnome. Which is it?

The description given is "big ears", "pointy hat" and brutal attacks on old people and children. That would pretty much cancel out any elf that I know of since they only have a habit of teasing the unicorns and pulling the occasional pranks on other woodland creatures. They tend to avoid people.

Gnomes on the other hand, if robbed from their fishing rod, wheelbarrow or mushroom, can get pretty aggressive.

Somebody should write The Sun and have them rectify that article since it is harming the entire elf community. Sloppy and shameful journalism!!

Peace

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Sure it's not a monkey dressed up as an elf?

Originally posted by bluemirage5
reply to post by rikgrimsby

 

Sure it's not a monkey dressed up as an elf?

Dressed up like a GNOME you mean.

Elves have magical power, surely there would be no need for a physical confrontation if one should have an issue with humans. Gnomes lack any magical power.... see there's you proof right there.

Stop smearing the elf community, this clearly is a gnome!!

Peace

reply to post by operation mindcrime


they both have pointy ears and they're both small are'nt they?

who cares what the difference is

Originally posted by bluemirage5
reply to post by operation mindcrime

 

they both have pointy ears and they're both small are'nt they?

who cares what the difference is

Doesn't seem fair to blame the elves for something gnomes are doing. It's kinda like saying Smurfs and pixies are the same. (Which anybody knows is considered a great insult in Smurf society and is usually punished by mandatory eating of 5-day-old smurfberry-pie )

Peace

Originally posted by operation mindcrime

Originally posted by bluemirage5
reply to post by rikgrimsby

 

Sure it's not a monkey dressed up as an elf?

Dressed up like a GNOME you mean.

Elves have magical power, surely there would be no need for a physical confrontation if one should have an issue with humans. Gnomes lack any magical power.... see there's you proof right there.

Stop smearing the elf community, this clearly is a gnome!!

Peace

According to the Dutch media it was either a leprechaun or a troll...


But anyway, I know now where my mother in law is on holiday.

This is typical of faerie/jinn type behaviour - they are attached to a particular spot and have been for maybe many many thousands of yrs - humans are an annoying polluting disturbance to them and sometimes they really really resent people intruding on them.