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7 Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail (quickly)

I have recently returned to ATS after several years away from daily internet access. This is a new account and I do not have enough posts to share this outside the "Introductions" forum. It is from August of 2010 but I just found it a few days ago and decided to share. If it is a previously shared link, I will remove it and apologize. I hope to be a useful member once again...Thanks.

You want the biggest, shiniest, loudest monstrosity possible. If there's a gun that shoots a thousand bullets a second; that's great. If there's one that shoots a thousand flaming bullets a second; even better! If there's a gun that shoots out other guns that all fire thousands of flaming bullets in mere seconds--like some sort of pyramid scheme comprised entirely of shredding death infernos--well, that would be just dandy.

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Thanks PTA

I would just surround my house with outward facing treadmills, I'd be well safe!

Welcome back

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my new zombie survival plan thank you