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The New U.S. Constitution

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posted on Mar, 6 2009 @ 05:04 PM
I received this in an email. I didn’t check Snopes or anywhere else because it doesn’t matter. I wish I had written it. It was attributed to State Representative Mitchell Kaye from GA in the email but, like I said, I didn’t check it out.

"We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights."

ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.

ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc.; but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.

ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful; do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.

ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes.

ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in public health care.

ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair..

ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won't have the right to a big screen color TV or a life of leisure.

ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful. (AMEN!)

ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness.. Being an American means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.

ARTICLE X: You do not have the right to change our country's history or heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one true God. And yet, you are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or no faith at all; with no fear of persecution The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our heritage and history, and if you are uncomfortable with it, TOUGH!

posted on Mar, 6 2009 @ 05:39 PM
Amendment 1: In realizing that expansion of rules hinders freedoms, this Constitution should not be amended without damn good reason.

Amendment 2: Necessary to keep order and make agreements beneficial to all, moral leaders are reluctantly required, however the right to put a volley of rocksalt in a charlatan's backside shall not ever be infringed.

posted on Mar, 6 2009 @ 05:43 PM
I'm sure someone will find this offensive.However i don't.These are things that really shouldn't have to be said.People with an IQ over 75 should know that.I think we should go back to the laws of the Mayflower Compact.
If you don't work,you don't eat. Simple and to the point.Why should the people that have achieved a little something in life,be burdened with the upkeep of those who refuse to achieve.

posted on Mar, 6 2009 @ 06:04 PM

Originally posted by daddyroo45
I'm sure someone will find this offensive.

To them I say see Article II.

posted on Mar, 6 2009 @ 06:46 PM

Originally posted by daddyroo45People with an IQ over 75 should know that.

Ahhh, yes, but you see, that is a bit of a problem. IQ's, well, they just ain't what they used to be. 75 is looking sort of 100'ish these days, if you know what I mean. Never assume common sense, because sense just isn't that common any more, you know?

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