NEW YORK (AP) -- Just like J.Lo and Ben, the romance is over for Barbie and Ken.
After 43 years as one of the world's prettiest pairs, the perfect plastic couple is breaking up. The couple's "business manager," Russell Arons,
vice president of marketing at Mattel, said that Barbie and Ken "feel it's time to spend some quality time -- apart."
THis # just reflects our values. What the hell are kids going to play with now? Deadbeat Ken and Slut Hoe Barbie!? Godamn. This is no way to show
kids. I'm ashamed Ken ever had thoughts of leaving. Hopping Holy Jesus Christ!
Note to Ken: If you've been with a chick for 64 years she'd better have a rock on her finger!
Edit- weird, my DQ account doesn't transfer anymore. I wonder if ATS has been fixed or if someone else is using it?
True how could Ken afford the beach house, the vette the motor home, the beetle the private jet and not to mention the ridiculous amount she spends on
clothes if he had been demoted. Anyways, I personally don't know of any guy that could deal with a materialistic bitch like Barbie, so maybe she has
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