posted on Nov, 12 2007 @ 09:18 AM
Allright. The bozo man is done feeling sorry for himself. I'm back!
Yeah!
Talk about a funky week. I usually feel like Billis, but I felt like Emile Debeque (Do the research). Then I was crushed.
Then I realized how many friends I have.
Yeah! I'm back!
So now I'm sittin' here getting ready to do some thinkin' and stuff.
Hmmmmmmm........................
So I call my trusty dog.
"Come here Yabaastad."
He comes runnin' over lookin' all happy and stuff.
Yep, Yabaastad is one good dog.
So I start to pet him, and MAN! He's really shedding. Alot of hair and stuff is flyin' through the air.
So he's sittin' there, and I'm pettin' him and stuff. I hit his tickly spot and his back leg is kickin' and stuff. Man! All this hair! It's like
flyin' up my nose and stuff.
Hmmmmmmmmmmm........... What can we do about this hair and stuff? What can we do. Man! It's like everywhere.
"Stop sheddin' Yabaastad!"
Hmmmmm........... that didn't seem to work. He doesn't listen real well.
Hmmmmmmmmm.......... Like I remember seein' people get waxed and stuff. Like they put this sticky stuff on their faces and stuff then rip that hair
off. Hmmmmmmmmmm........... I wonder. I have alot of duct tape. Maybe I could be waxin' Yabaastad and stuff.
So I go and get that fancy duct tape, and put a strip on his butt, and rip that fancy duct tape off.
Hmmmmm.......... Yabaastad didn't like that very much. He's runnin' away lookin' all mad and stuff.
Wait, I got it! So like I go and get a sheet.
"Come here Yabaastad."
So he comes walkin' over lookin' all ticked off and stuff.
Yep, he's certainly givin' me dirty looks and stuff.
So I take that sheet and wrap it around him. Then I use that fancy duct tape and tape that sheet around him. Yeah! No more hair! Yabaastad looks like
a big dog mummy. Genius! The hair is stayin' in!
"Yabaastad! Stay! Wait! Why are you growlin' and stuff?"
Ahhhhhh - I gotta run!