Yarrr, Matey -- Bring On the Grog & Wenches

Yaaaarrrrr. Ahoy there. Listen up, scurvy dogs or ye'll be swabbing the decks with your shirts. Aaarrgh.

September 19 be Talk Like A Pirate Day. It be true. yarrrrr.

'Tis the holiest day of the yeeeaaar for the great Flying Spaghetti Monster. Aye. "Tis.

Yargggh, I don't know how long I can keep this here piratical talking up. Nay, 'tis a difficult thing to type. Yaaarrrrrgh. *hack* *splutter*

Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day, me hearties.

Where's me grog? Any of you sea dogs joining me in toasting His Noodliness?

This reminds me of an old thread




Too bad, two of the pictures no longer seem to work...

'Tis truth ye speak, my matey. 'Tis truth indeed.

On this hallowed day, the nineteenth day of the ninth month, it is written that all people, even landlubbers, are to be pirates!

Laugh if you must but be warned, 'tis to be inviting scurvy if ye not ready to hoist the sails and swab the decks. For today ye be Pirates!

This day, let the saltwater brine flow through ye veins and let the wisdom that can only be obtained through plenty of rum control yer tongue. Whereever ye might be....on this day....speak like a pirate. Do so whether you be at sea, on accursed land or even on the city bus. Bus?

BUS PIRATES

Ahoy Maties!

Me parrot was to be speakin', but an accident on my shoulder made dinner of he.

I was to be drinkin' me rum, and dancin' with the wenches, alas I stubbed me peg leg on a barnacle. Now I leans to the port side like the USS Poseidon.

Batten down the hatches, raise the misen mast, I see a noodley appendage on the horizon.
AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!

Yaaaar! That bus pirate video be the funniest thing I've seen with my one good eye since Bluebeard's beard caught fire from all the punk he kept in it.

It be looking like something the Cacophony Society would come up with.

Yaaarrr... Where did I be leavin' that treasure map? Argh.

Arrr!! I found ye some links for all ye pirate mates.(Ok I suck at this)

www.rochedalss.qld.edu.au...

MM, I found this link that tells how it started


news.yahoo.com...;_ylt=ApnGpa8d1nItBSyWZo5kPySs0NUE

Originally posted by MajorMalfunction
Yaaarrr... Where did I be leavin' that treasure map? Argh.

Yaarrr!! Forget ye treasure map. I be running off with thee treasure already! Argh!!

*Runs off drunkenly with treasure*

Please don't make me walk the plank.










-tts

Yar!!!
A message to you scurvy dogs!!!

There be more treasure in ye books than all the treasure burried acoss the seven seas!!!


BTW-benevolent tyrant that video was funny!! heheh
"Great like the sea!!!" hehe that guy is wacked!! to funny!






[edit on 19-9-2007 by zysin5]

Yarrrr! Nice booty ye be havin' there, TTS.

Please don't make me walk the plank.

Aye!! with all that Booty! Ye will be taking ye long walk off ye short plank!

Har!!!!

Ahoy there, mateys! All aboard the paaaaaarty boat. yarrrr.

Arr, gimme all yur rum....o'fore I toss ye overboard into Davey Jones locker!

Yar ye matey ye swab da dek Ill tend to dis rum.

Hoist da mizlesack, [hic] align da bozemstok , yarrrrrrrrrrrr swab da poopdeck, and da wizdeck.
:w: [hic]

ok I have no idea what I just said, But if that noodlely appendage gets anywhere near me, there gonna be problems.

Yaaaargh, there be enough rum fer all the scurvy scalawags that be here.

Aye, even for Davy himself. Arrrrrgh.

Yarrrrr! Shiver me timbers.

Go forth and grab ye some wenches and a pale o' ale... for thar be plunderin' to do this night!

Yeeeearrrrghghghhhh!

*hic*

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage plunder, we rifle and loot.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We extort and pilfer, we filch and sack.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Maraud and embezzle and even highjack.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We kindle and char and in flame and ignite.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We burn up the city, we're really a fright.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

We're rascals and scoundrels, we're villians and knaves.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We're devils and black sheep, we're really bad eggs.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

We're beggars and blighters and ne'er do-well cads,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.

*Sing! Sing fer yer stinkin lives ye dirty seadogs!*

[From: Pirates of the Caribbean
Music: George Bruns
Lyrics: Xavier Atencio]

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How to pick up wenches - taken from www.talklikeapirate.com...

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

1. Prepare to be boarded.

Originally posted by MajorMalfunction
Yaaarrr... Where did I be leavin' that treasure map? Argh.

Arr, I found ye treasure map!


Arr, it not be a treasure map. It looked like one.

(now I really can't do that without feeling a slight fool)

(I could write like pprrreeeciousss etc and not feel like a fool, but it isn't talk like gollum day)