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Originally posted by Ironside
Seeng as you explained nothing but the fact you want some drugs, may I suggest rehab?
Originally posted by Ironside
Why do you believe you need pills?
What are your symptoms? It's hard to suggest a pill if you do not know what for...
Originally posted by In nothing we trust
Originally posted by Ironside
Why do you believe you need pills?
Doesn't everybody?
What are your symptoms? It's hard to suggest a pill if you do not know what for...
My symptoms?
I dunno, I never gave it much thought. I'm sure I've got something though.
Is it possible to design a drug around whatever symptoms that I might have?
Is it important to know why you might need a pill?
I was thinking more of shape, size and color of the prescribed drug as being the most important feature. You know, 'It's small, square, red and you only have to take it once per week.' - The observable features and benifits of the prescribed drug, before whatever it does.
[edit on 15-6-2007 by In nothing we trust]
Originally posted by Ironside
What pou probably need are placebos...
What you suffer from is stress. I suggest a beer?
Originally posted by In nothing we trust
Originally posted by Ironside
What pou probably need are placebos...
Placebos?
Well any fool can go down to thier local store and buy a pack of tic tacs.
No what I need has to be advertised on tv before I can ask my doctor to prescribe it to me.
You know I do have a few symptoms: I'm cynical, dis-illusioned and I believe that the world may be getting to heavy.
Originally posted by ANOK
LOL he's being facetious....
Just wait, there will be a pill for that soon...
Originally posted by In nothing we trust
I'm sure that I need some sort of medication. I seen all of the latest prescription drug commercials and I haven't really seen any that really appeal to me yet.
They keep comming out with new diseases and conditions, with the associated advertised cure, every day. I'm still hoping to see my condition and cure soon. I really want to ask my doctor about the pills once I successfully diagnose myself.
I would prefer to take a smaller pill less frequently, lets say once a week.
Any suggestions?
Just to let you know, I found that very amusing!
Originally posted by j_kalin
As a doctor, I can't resist this one...
Many people prefer the "purple pill." They like to eat a lot of fattening food late at night, then they complain that they have a belly ache. Do you have a belly ache from that double large pizza you washed down with a gallon of Haagen Dasz last night?
Some prefer the pill that makes the butterfly fly over and perch on your pillow as you sleep soundly. These people tend to do a lot of speed or crack and have an erratic sleep/wake pattern. They may also be found on ATS at all hours of the night or making long distance phone calls to no one in particular at 4-5am. Do you like crack? Is your phone bill too high?
Some people like the pill that enables you to throw a football through a tire swing from about 50 feet away. They tend to have a limp dick. Do you like football?
Or perhaps you liked the movie Matrix. You can choose the red pill or the blue pill. Which is your preferred color?
I hope this helps,
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