Top Ten Things Not To Say To Her At Church

10. You look like an intelligent woman. How do you spell hemmeroids?
09. With a butt like that, baby I got your back!
08. You have very huge eye lashes! Are They Real?
07. Is it Chapter then Verse or Reverse then Chap her?
06. I noticed your baby spitting up. Do you do that also?
05. If I bought you odor eaters for your sneakers, are they going to crawl up your legs?
04. I noticed your adams-apple bobbing up & down when you were singing. That's so sexy!
03. There's a T.V. Show that reminds me of this place. I think the name is "Elimadate"!
02. Bite one of my apples and see if your tempted!
01. They're passing the collection plate around, I'm buying dinner tonight!

[edit on 11-5-2007 by MrMysticism]

Ha ha.

Sorry dude, those are soooooo not funny.



..but I still wouldn't say any of those to her at church either.

[edit on 5/11/2007 by Mechanic 32]

Yeah, pretty weak.
Offhand you might add, "With a body like yours, who cares about the body of Christ."

I'm sure that we could come up with ten funny ones to replace yours pretty easily.

Occam