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A devastated Englishman learned the horrible truth that his girlfriend was cheating on him - straight from his pet parrot's mouth.
Chris Taylor's parrot Ziggy began squawking "Hiya, Gary" every time his girlfriend Suzy Collins's mobile phone rang.
The African Grey also made kiss noises each time it heard the name Gary on television or radio.
Originally posted by ChiKeyMonKey
"Why don't you STFU" to which the bird replies
"ROVER KILL HIM"
And now he's a welder with a limp!