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Top Ten Computer Geek Pick Up Lines

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posted on Apr, 9 2007 @ 04:30 PM
10. Hi, I'm certified in five different languages. Will you teach me the international language of love?
9. I don't think of myself as a geek, more like a sheek. I select you to be my harem!
8. I'm tired of Solo Cybersex. You wanna join me?
7. If I teach you Perl, will you teach me Latex?
6. I'm like a Computer. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. Wanna turn me on and try?
5. If I update my protection will you hook up with me?
4. I have X-ray Computer glasses. You wanna try them on me?
3. Do you have them stuffed? Your E-mail boxes that is.
2. If I download the book of Kamasutra will you help me learn it?
1. You have an Apple? I have a Banana. You wanna see my banana?

posted on Apr, 9 2007 @ 04:52 PM
ahahhahahaha funny stuff.....but i dont believe there is nothin wrong with knowing how to use ur computer......well exept when u get all obsesses and creepy learning php and c++ and all that and enjoying it^^
and on the other hand look at most girls cant turn on theyr computers^^

posted on Apr, 17 2007 @ 08:52 PM
Wow I was looking for somethin funny here.

I guess Im not that computer savy to get it

posted on Apr, 17 2007 @ 09:38 PM
To me, only number 6 is funny

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