posted on Apr, 9 2007 @ 04:30 PM
10. Hi, I'm certified in five different languages. Will you teach me the international language of love?
9. I don't think of myself as a geek, more like a sheek. I select you to be my harem!
8. I'm tired of Solo Cybersex. You wanna join me?
7. If I teach you Perl, will you teach me Latex?
6. I'm like a Computer. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. Wanna turn me on and try?
5. If I update my protection will you hook up with me?
4. I have X-ray Computer glasses. You wanna try them on me?
3. Do you have them stuffed? Your E-mail boxes that is.
2. If I download the book of Kamasutra will you help me learn it?
1. You have an Apple? I have a Banana. You wanna see my banana?