Arresting Development involving Alberto Gonzales

At New York's Kennedy Airport today, an individual later discovered to be a

public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in

possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator.



At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he

believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He is being

charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.



"Al-Gebra is a fearsome cult, "Gonzales said. "They desire average solutions

by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of

absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to

themselves as unknowns, but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of

the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country." He added, "As the

Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, there are three sides to every

triangle."



When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had

wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more

fingers and toes."

Be afraid friends, be very afraid.

Hahaha!

Isn't it obvious "weapons of math instruction" is what Bush fears most?

[edit on 25-3-2007 by DJMessiah]

This article is a 'spoof'.

Google search results.

sanc

Thanks sanctum I was worried for a moment, thanks for clearing it up......

^sarcasm, I thought it was pretty obvious it was a spoof

[edit on 25-3-2007 by Rasobasi420]

Haha, that may have been one of the funniest things I have ever read. Great article.

-ONIAG