A Self Written Joke

I've heard that Britney Spears was going to try to make some money by selling her hair on eBay.
I figure that if she really wants to cash in with eBay all she needs is a case of underwear and a gym membership.


Please contribute, comments or jokes, I like to know what other people find funny.

I don't get it.

Errr... well,
okay. I'll be honest though, that slipped out of my mouth during a conversation, it wasn't really a planned out joke. It took the girl in the room a minute to get it. She did ask me to esplain, but I let it hit her naturally.
If you want I could explain it, but it'll be funnier if you make the connection by yourself

Just think, I have an awful sense of humor.