More Real Life Dumb Quotes

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not
live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were
supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live
forever, which is why I would not live forever." * Miss Alabama in the 1994
Miss USA contest.

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I
cannot help but cry. I mean I�d love to be skinny like that but not with
all those flies and death and stuff." * Mariah Carey.

"Smoking kills. If you�re killed, you�ve lost a very important part of
your life." * Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for
a federal anti-smoking campaign.

"I�ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." *
Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in
the country."* Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.

"We�re going to turn this team around 360 degrees." * Jason Kidd, upon his
drafting to the Dallas Mavericks.

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese." *Former French
President Charles De Gaulle.

"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and
I�m just the one to do it." * A congressional candidate in Texas.

"Half this game is ninety percent mental." * Philadelphia Phillies manager
Danny Ozark.

"If you let that sort of thing go on, your bread and butter will be cut
right out from under your feet." * Former British foreign minister Ernest
Bevin.

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." *Former U.S.
Vice-President Dan Quayle.

"After a short commercial break, I�ll introduce you to Kansas City�s
latest murder victim." *WDAF-TV news anchor.

when the french were deciding not to take part in the war and "bush" was basically picking on them at every moment this is what he said

"look at the french they don't even have a word for entrepreneur"