posted on Oct, 5 2006 @ 12:57 PM
So I'm sittin' here doin' some thinkin'....... So I says to myself, Self, what do you think is the perfect food?.....
Hmmmmm.......... The perfect food...........the perfect food?....
C'mon brain, do some thinkin' here........
Chicken? Mmmmm I like chicken. Yep, I like chicken alot. But you gotta pluck off those feathers and stuff. And what's with that little red thing
under a chickens chin? Besides, Jensouth would be really mad at me! Nope not perfect.......
Frog legs? You need to eat like a million of 'em. Besides they taste like chicken. Nope, not perfect.
Alligator? Hmmmm, tastes really good, and I could always make a really cool pair of boots with the skin! But tryin' to catch that alligator isn't so
easy. Try tellin' that alligator to calm down 'cause you want to eat it, doesn't help - trust me. Besides it tastes like chicken...... Nope not
Jeezus Christmas! Does everything taste like freakin' chicken?
Hmmmmm, I'm really thinkin' hard here........
The perfect food......Man I really like to eat alot of different food and stuff, what would be the perfect food?
Wait! I got it! The perfect food has to be Fluffernutter! Oh man that is such good thinkin'! Yep, Fluffernutter is the perfect food.
It has a shelf life of like a million years.
It tastes really good. And it comes in those really cool plastic jars. When you're done eatin' that fluffernutter, you can use that really cool
plastic jar to put really cool stuff in like marbles, and shiny things.
And hows this for some good thinkin'? When your wallpaper starts to fall down - yep, you guessed it, put some of that fluffernutter on the back of
that wallpaper, and it will stick that wallpaper back on that wall!
Wait! Brain I love you! If you have an ant problem. You take some of that fluffernutter, and put it on a piece of paper, and put it on the floor.
Those ants will climb on that fluffernutter, and get stuck! I bet those ants would be so surprised when they're all stuck to that fluffernutter and
stuff. Then you throw away that paper with all those ants on it! Man, that is some good stuff!
Or like if your loser brother in law is asleep on the couch, you can take some of that fluffernutter, and put it all over his face. Then throw a bunch
of feathers at his face, and those feathers will stick! I bet he'll be so surprised when he wakes up, and thinks he turned into a chicken!
Yep, Fluffernutter is the perfect food!