Miscellaneous Jokes

mod edit: removed overly rude joke

[edit on 17-1-2006 by UK Wizard]

Scary Toilet

This guy is sitting in a bar drunk and he asks the bartender where's the bathroom at? The bartender said, go down the hall & make a right.

Well, all of a sudden, everybody at the bar hears
this loud scream and wonders what is going on in
the bathroom. A few minutes go by again and everybody
at the bar hears another loud scream that came out
of the bathroom again.

This time the bartender goes into the bathroom to
investigate what the drunk is screaming about. He
opened the door and asked the drunk, "What's all the
screaming about in here? You are scaring all my customers
away."

The drunk said, "I'm sitting on the toilet and every
time I go to flush it, something comes up and squeezes
the hell out of my balls."

With that, the bartender opens up the door and looks
in and says, "No wonder, you're sitting on a mop bucket !!! :bnghd: