You guys will probably appreciate this...

So I'm on Wright-Patt. AFB quite a bit, and one day I was talking to a guy who works there and he was telling me about how there is this electrical or HVAC or some kind of utility shed type thing (sorry, thats the best description I can give as he just pointed to it when we were talking) outside his shop. So one day for fun he makes up a sign saying "DO NOT OPEN! ALIEN BODIES INSIDE! STAY AWAY!" and hangs the thing on this utility shed. I found this hilarious, as it's a running joke amongst people on base about there being alien bodies stuffed into a closet somewhere on base. I mean the base website used to have (maybe it still does) one of its FAQS as "Where do you keep the alien bodies?". Anyways, the really odd/funny thing was that within a couple days security forces came by and took the sign down. I'm sure it was innocent enough, but it still makes for a fun story to tell.