posted on Oct, 27 2005 @ 04:18 AM
So there I was, all alone in a white room. I did not know where I was, only that it was very, very strange. Announcements were being made every few
seconds about people entering and leaving the room. Every few second this one or that one has left or entered the room. What the heck was going on?
Where was everyone coming from, and where was everybody going? As they entered the room I could hear a door creaking open, or if they were leaving I
could hear a door slam shut. The really weird thing was that no matter how many people entered the room or left the room, there were always
twenty-three people in the room. Why twenty-three? Why not round it off to twenty or twenty-five? Where the heck did they come up with twenty-three
anyway? Why couldn’t more people enter the room; what evil force was stopping them from coming in? Was twenty three some sort of mystical number?
(Later, I thought that maybe twenty three was the IQ of the people in charge of this whole operation.) I thought that I was in a room full of what
might have been human beings, but I really could not tell by the way the people were acting. It was like a bunch of animals were in the room, and
rude animals at that. People kept announcing that they were bored, and blurting out how old they were and where they were from. They would also say
if they were male or female, but I could hardly be sure if they were the gender they claimed to be. People were just announcing the weirdest things,
seemingly at random. It seemed like everyone had something to say, but no one was talking to each other. Some of the things they were saying were
downright dirty and disgusting! It was darn scary! Somebody kept opening windows and asking me how old I was, if I was a man or woman, and where I
was from. People were asking me if I wanted to go into a private room with them, but I was scared of what might happen in these private rooms.
Meanwhile, some people were just repeating the same thing over and over again, even though no one was acknowledging them. More and more people
coming and going… It wouldn’t stop… “DADDYSLITTLEGIRL2345 HAS ENTERED THE ROOM!!!" Then, “DAISYDUKE554 HAS ENTERED THE ROOM!!!”
“PILEDRIVER877 HAS LEFT THE ROOM!!!” What the heck was the deal with all these people with numbers after their names? Some kind of sick cult
members maybe? I was getting more and more terrified by the minute. I sensed some horrible, malignant force behind all this. Then I noticed that
most of the people in the room claimed to be 15 year old school girls who liked older men. I finally looked into one of the windows that were open,
and the girl there revealed her innermost thoughts to me.... she asked me to check out her webcam, which was supposedly 100% free and would satisfy
all of my desires. That's when I realized, with complete and utter horror, that
I WAS IN AN AOL CHATROOM!!!