Mumified Incan Girl Remains Found. Bill Clinton Wants a Date With Her.

I noticed an interesting news article about some Incan children, over 500 years old, that were found frozen on the top of a mountain. The mummies are so well preserved that they almost look alive.



Okay, now for the Pres. Clinton bashing part You have to read this part of the story. It's sad, but true.

His most famous discovery was the mummified Peruvian "ice maiden" known as Juanita, a pre-Columbian teenager apparently also sacrificed to the Inca gods on a mountaintop. When Juanita was displayed at the National Geographic Society in Washington in 1996, President Bill Clinton joked that she was so attractive, "If I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out."

It appears that even death cant quench the desires of Bill Clinton. How did this guy end up as President?


[edit on 22-9-2005 by dbates]

Originally posted by dbates
President Bill Clinton joked that she was so attractive, "If I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out."

It appears that even death cant quench the desires of Bill Clinton. How did this guy end up as President?

[edit on 22-9-2005 by dbates]

I really don't believe that to be a valid quote from President Clinton.


Since when has his marital status been a factor?

Hey! I don't know either, but the Washington Post seems to be a somewhat okay news source. I have to say that I'm suprised that I haven't heard that before either. It does sound like something he would say.

Here's the text of his speech where he made this remark. It appears to be more than true. No, I suppose that has nothing to do with his political abilities. It's just funny.

REMARKS BY THE PRESIDENT AT CONNECTICUT PRESIDENTIAL GALA
I don't know if you've
seen that mummy. (Laughter.) But, you know, if I were a single man, I
might ask that mummy out. (Laughter.) That's a good-looking mummy.
That mummy looks better than I do on my worst days, I'm telling you.
You need to go see her. (Laughter.) If there was ever an argument
against ageism, it's that mummy. I mean, really. You need to go see
her. (Laughter.) Let me say -- I can't believe -- I'll hear about that
before it's over, but anyway.

[edit on 22-9-2005 by dbates]

Yeah, I was kidding earlier. Only Bill could make a statement like that and get laughter. Let anyone else make those remarks and there would be silence. Bill is a master.

And I thought he'd bang anything that moved...seems that's not even a requirement