The Zip.

So I just bought a new bag - a rucksack really, with "Zone Fitness" written on it.

And so Saturday we went to the Chinese restaurant.

Perhaps due to the power-failure it was pretty full - like tables around me all occupied.

And then the zip comes loose - like the bag in one hand, and the zip in the other.

I'm like: "Made in China"!

Oh well, that was awkward.

a reply to: halfoldman

It's true, it's mostly rubbish, what must I do about it?

Why everything been so odd at gym lately?

You know the metal hooks, and even crapper door handles?

They stole them.

Even the clock from the wall.

a reply to: halfoldman

That's a damn fine rucksack ya got there!

originally posted by: halfoldman
Why everything been so odd at gym lately?

You know the metal hooks, and even crapper door handles?

They stole them.

Even the clock from the wall.

Those Time Bandits will leave nothing unless it's nailed down.

Beware random portals.

Clothes, fall apart ...
Only meant to last so long.

Although I'm not exactly complaining - ooh, more naked men.

Got to leave your towel on the bench.

Tactical Nightstick, and other stunning stories.

originally posted by: halfoldman
Tactical Nightstick, and other stunning stories.

Thanks for posting.

a reply to: halfoldman

Ouch. I once told a kid without legs on a skate cart " Hey! It beats walkin'!" Stupid, ignorant me back then. No thought given...

I know I'm prob gonna pay for that one....

Ive always thought these were cool..simply using the button on a regular cap works well also..especially between the eyes