Brown Paper Kid

A Sheriff goes into a Wild West saloon and announces:

"Arm a lookin for the Brown Paper Kid.

He wears a brown paper Stetson, brown paper shirt, brown paper westcot, brown paper jeans, brown paper chaps, and brown paper boots".

"What's he wanted for, Sherrif?"

"Rustling".

Groan....

a reply to: Oldcarpy2

Why did the cowboy's ass get burned?
He was riding the range!

a reply to: Oldcarpy2

So... it's dad jokes season.

a reply to: chr0naut

Why, you young whippersnapper....

I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said, ‘Not yet, but we placed the ad.’


Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but you have to ask them 50 times.

a reply to: ColeYounger

Why did the cowboy want to buy a dachshund? To git along little doggie.

A horse wonders into a saloon. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

Three Cowboys gets captured by Indians,who inform the cowboys that they have trespassed on sacred ground and they will now be sacrificed and their skin will be used to cover canoes, but the Indians are kind and decide to let the cowboys choose their method of death..the first chooses the gun..bang..the second chooses the knife..slicey slicey..Third guy tells chief.."I shall die by the fork." chief shrugs, hands him a fork and the cowboy defiantly starts poking holes in himself, and says "Eff Your canoe."




a reply to: Oldcarpy2

My. Mother asked why I wasn't more like the neighbours kids...

We lived next door to an abortion clinic O.o

Boomboom aaaahahaha.?. Animal crazy?

A talking Grizzly Bear goes into a pub and says to the barman "can I have a pint of beer". The barman serves him and the bear gives him £10 note. Now the barman thinks " bears can't be that intelligent" so he only gives him £1 change for a £3 pint. The bear looks at the change and looks at the barman, the barman says "we don't see many Grizzly Bears in here" and the bear replies " I Shouldn't bloody think so with these prices".