USDA Now Asking People to Register Their Vegetable Gardens for National Database

They should take from the DUMBS first.

The Government has been hoarding for many, many years from our tax dollars.

Better register because they'll see it on satellite images anyway and fine you if you're not on file !!!!

There's NO HIDING !!!!


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originally posted by: JinMI
a reply to: derfreebie

They must be out of their gourds.

You can't beet 'em.

originally posted by: xuenchen
Better register because they'll see it on satellite images anyway and fine you if you're not on file !!!!

There's NO HIDING !!!!


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And then it's accept the vaccine or FEMA camp time.

originally posted by: quintessentone

originally posted by: JinMI
a reply to: derfreebie

They must be out of their gourds.

You can't beet 'em.

Wow, youre grape at this.

You kaled it

originally posted by: Creep Thumper
I wouldn't tell them a g*ddamn thing. 🤬

It's voluntary. You don't want Google Maps telling the world what you're growing.

originally posted by: carewemust

originally posted by: Creep Thumper
I wouldn't tell them a g*ddamn thing. 🤬

It's voluntary. You don't want Google Maps telling the world what you're growing.

I know. The government doesn't need to know sh*t. It's none of their business.

Two words… Stealth Gardening

www.abovetopsecret.com...

Your news algorithm is about a month behind the curve.

a reply to: derfreebie

I absolutely did not grow 5 tomato plants, 2 squash plants, 2 eggplants, a cucumber, cantaloupe, and various herbs this year...

My property is my garden and I know is what it grows, with or without my help. They could take a look, but they will merely see a swamp, they don't have a clue. If they are too dumb to figure it out, telling them will only confuse them.

Mary, Mary, quite contrary, How does your garden grow?
With silver bells, and cockle shells, And pretty maids all in a row.

I wonder if its related to that thing at the start of the pandemic where people received strange packets of seeds from China, and some people planted them.

maybe China wants to know who the gardeners are so they can target them more effectively to spread their weaponized GMO seeds.

originally posted by: JinMI

originally posted by: quintessentone

originally posted by: JinMI
a reply to: derfreebie

They must be out of their gourds.

You can't beet 'em.

Wow, youre grape at this.

You kaled it

Bean fun for sure.

But seriously folks, if the government needs people to step up in food production then they can pay for vertical gardening supplies and seeds and everything else that would be needed.

a reply to: quintessentone

you two guys reminded me of this tune, tried to find the uncut version where he beat basil bad, but no luck.



here what was cut out

So I said, "Hay, we're not farm from the Mushroom! Let's walk over."
He said, "That's a very rice place. That's the same little bar where alfalfa my wife!"
When we got there, I pulled up a cherry and tried to produce small talk.
I told him I haven't seen Olive; not since I shelled off for a trip to Macadamia when I told her, "We cantaloupe."
The time just wasn't ripe.
She knew what I mint.
When we left the Mushroom, we were pretty well-juiced.
I told Arti to say hello to the boysenBerry and that I'd orange to see him another thyme.
Well, it all came out in the morning peppers:
Arti caught Peaches that night with Basil, and Arti beat Basil bad,
leaving him with two beautiful acres.
Peaches? She was found in the garden; she'd been pruned.

originally posted by: BernnieJGato
a reply to: quintessentone

you two guys reminded me of this tune, tried to find the uncut version where he beet basil bad but no luck.

here what was cut out

So I said, "Hay, we're not farm from the Mushroom! Let's walk over."
He said, "That's a very rice place. That's the same little bar where alfalfa my wife!"
When we got there, I pulled up a cherry and tried to produce small talk.
I told him I haven't seen Olive; not since I shelled off for a trip to Macadamia when I told her, "We cantaloupe."
The time just wasn't ripe.
She knew what I mint.
When we left the Mushroom, we were pretty well-juiced.
I told Arti to say hello to the boysenBerry and that I'd orange to see him another thyme.
Well, it all came out in the morning peppers:
Arti caught Peaches that night with Basil, and Arti beat Basil bad,
leaving him with two beautiful acres.
Peaches? She was found in the garden; she'd been pruned.

Wow, where did you dig that up?

a reply to: quintessentone

he was semi popular when i was in my teens early twenty's. he did a couple of tunes.

originally posted by: zosimov
This is a USDA program which offers funding and garden education (if wanted) to small local community gardens. I think this is a good thing!
If small community or school gardens want funding from the USDA they can register with the program.
www.farmers.gov...
(I'm as suspicious as they get regarding government surveillance, but this does not seem very nefarious to me.)

Until you do a google search one day and see your backyard pop up on google maps.

I think I'll plant an almond tree just so I can register deez nuts.

a reply to: SkeptiSchism

The tech is out there anyway to see people's gardens. If they want to know who is growing that is how they'll do it, using drones and satellite info, not baiting people into registering. I imagine that people like myself who garden also have a search engine trail which would point us out (shopping habits, seed/equipment purchases, google or search engine inquiries).

If you want help funding, marketing, improving, or starting a local community garden, here is the answer.

a reply to: derfreebie

It's a good time to just plant seeds everywhere we go. Anything edible. Who needs a garden in the backyard when the entire outside is a garden?