Jokes about Fidel Castro

Although Fidel Castro has been dead for six years, I wanted to mention a handful of jokes as they related to the late bearded dictator:

1. What was Fidel Castro full of?
He was full of fidelity!

2. Who do you call Cubans who don't swear fealty to Fidel Castro's ideals?
Infidels!

Fidelity means "faithful" in Latin (recall that the Marine Corps motto Semper Fidelis means "always faithful"), and as long as Fidel Castro remained faithful to Marxism-Leninism until the last day of his life, he was full of fidelity. An infidel is a non-believer, so any Cuban on the street who doesn't believe in Fidel's ideals would qualify as an infidel.