Mental Thoughts

I thought I'd try starting a thread which could become a place where we can all share our own unique and personally 'Mental Thoughts'.
Here is one to start things rolling...


Last night, I dreamt I was a tree, soaring tall towards the sky while reaching out for the warm sun with my sinewy branches.

Dappled with sunlight, my canopy of firm, broad, leaves soon became tickled by the pattering of gentle rainfall spilling from the heavens, high above.

As I awakened, I soon realized I was just a man again.

Now, as I think back, no longer am I certain that last night I was truly a man dreaming of being a tree...or whether now, I am really a tree simply dreaming I am a man, thinking back.

Then I realized that trees don't snore or drool all over their pillow...which is why, last night, my wife told me go sleep on the couch.

Also trees don't have wives...and if they did, they probably wouldn't bitch so much.

a reply to: IAMTAT

To ease your mind. Everyone has a counter piece even the trees.
How to identify your tree

a reply to: IAMTAT

Dont have much to say, 'cept Im married so theres the problem.

You said: "...no longer am I certain that last night I was truly a man dreaming of being a tree...or whether now, I am really a tree simply dreaming I am a man...".

That, my friend? Was awesome.

PS Home Depot has sheds for the backyard, a couple $$. ME in the dog live in the back. It has shelves. To sleep on.

PS The wife has the couch. And the bed.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Then I realized that trees don't snore or drool all over their pillow...which is why, last night, my wife told me go sleep on the couch.

And yet....you slept like a log.

originally posted by: mysterioustranger
a reply to: IAMTAT

Dont have much to say, 'cept Im married so theres the problem.

You said: "...no longer am I certain that last night I was truly a man dreaming of being a tree...or whether now, I am really a tree simply dreaming I am a man...".

That, my friend? Was awesome.

PS Home Depot has sheds for the backyard, a couple $$. ME in the dog live in the back. It has shelves. To sleep on.

PS The wife has the couch. And the bed.

TBH...Mrs. TAT snores more than I do.
(...but I never tell her)

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: mysterioustranger
a reply to: IAMTAT

Dont have much to say, 'cept Im married so theres the problem.

You said: "...no longer am I certain that last night I was truly a man dreaming of being a tree...or whether now, I am really a tree simply dreaming I am a man...".

That, my friend? Was awesome.

PS Home Depot has sheds for the backyard, a couple $$. ME in the dog live in the back. It has shelves. To sleep on.

PS The wife has the couch. And the bed.

TBH...Mrs. TAT snores more than I do.
(...but I never tell her)

Well...I dont hear mine while Im out in the shed.Oh. Wifes a Gemini. So is the dog. Same birthday.

The two of her are inside the house...the 2 of the dog...is with me in the shed!