posted on Oct, 4 2021 @ 07:42 PM
a reply to: myselfaswell
After producing papers proving you've bought the life jacket: "Actually, you'll have to wait 2 weeks before it counts"
2 weeks later: "Actually, you need to buy another one, the first one wasn't profitable enough...*COUGH* I mean, protective enough"
After buying another life jacket: "Actually, we're shutting down the pool due to a huge spike in drownings"
"So can I stop wearing the life jacket now?" "No, and you'll need to buy another one in 6 months or we won't reopen the pool"
edit on 4-10-2021 by ADAMandEVIL because: Eta fixes