The MOON has just BLOWN up!!

Now that the AZ audit findings report is underway we have breaking news that the MOON has just blown up and chunks the size of Texas are due to start impacting Earth within hours!!

You are instructed to turn your TV and Internet off, put on your covid masks, and kiss your ass good bye! Don't bother trying to pick up any TP at the grocery store...they're out.

Fasten your seat belts folks, its every non-binary enby for themselves now!!

RUUNNNNNN!!!

(J/K!)

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

(J/K!)

Good job you put that there coz someone would have believed it.

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk
Bright blessings!

Ah damn. Hm it has been time for a new avatar anyways.

Well now everyone will know the Moon was a colony ship. I told those idiots to replace the power regulators on the main reactor control system. It must have detonated on power up.

They were trying to get it ready to leave now that this planet has become so contiminated with stupid.

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk
"The Moon's a balloon" was the title of the autobiography of the British actor David Niven.
If he was right, then of course it would be blown up. First thing I thought of.

a reply to: DISRAELI

Ha, meet the adhesive tape trick:

If we manufacture an adhesive tape long and wide enough, we could maybe safely deflate it slowly. Not sure how it works in vacuum, but here on Earth you can stick needles into balloons without popping it, if you put adhesive tape on it, preventing it to rip open.

it is only 5PM on a Friday . . .
the big news does not come for another hour

a reply to: DISRAELI
Great book! He also wrote Stop the World I want to get off.....pretty sure I got that right.
Rainbows
Jane

Welp, at the very least we’ll have no shortage of cheese.
I hope it’s Sharp Cheddar..



a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

a reply to: PiratesCut

Naw...maybe scallops!

originally posted by: PiratesCut
Welp, at the very least we’ll have no shortage of cheese.
I hope it’s Sharp Cheddar..

When Wallace and Gromit visited the moon, Wallace detected a slight resemblance to Wensleydale cheese, and perhaps a closer one to Stilton.

originally posted by: SecretKnowledge
a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

(J/K!)

Good job you put that there coz someone would have believed it.

I even clenched !



You know, if the moon did blow up, none of any of anything of this would matter any more. Bring it, I say...

originally posted by: DISRAELI
a reply to: Flyingclaydisk
"The Moon's a balloon" was the title of the autobiography of the British actor David Niven.
If he was right, then of course it would be blown up. First thing I thought of.

Well it wouldn't be a balloon, if no one blew it up.. Just a flat bag of rubber.



eta, I think I just stated the obvious in your comment.. haha, it's saturday, forgive me..

originally posted by: DISRAELI

originally posted by: PiratesCut
Welp, at the very least we’ll have no shortage of cheese.
I hope it’s Sharp Cheddar..

When Wallace and Gromit visited the moon, Wallace detected a slight resemblance to Wensleydale cheese, and perhaps a closer one to Stilton.

But it tasted like ass!

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk
He would have said "arse", but I don't remember that line.

Not sure I know what arse tastes like. 🤔😆

Anyway......cheese, ya,



a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

originally posted by: PiratesCut
Not sure I know what arse tastes like. 🤔😆

Anyway......cheese, ya,



a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

It's a bit like when the boss is hovering over you when you're hungover, and a big mac. No one wants it, but sometimes you just have have to eat it.

haha Loved your edit text reason dude.. You're a good egg.

originally posted by: SecretKnowledge
a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

(J/K!)

Good job you put that there coz someone would have believed it.

Well it didn't stop me.

originally posted by: ThatDamnDuckAgain
a reply to: DISRAELI

Ha, meet the adhesive tape trick:

If we manufacture an adhesive tape long and wide enough, we could maybe safely deflate it slowly. Not sure how it works in vacuum, but here on Earth you can stick needles into balloons without popping it, if you put adhesive tape on it, preventing it to rip open.

That method is too obvious. You are supposed to coat the needle in motor oil to do that trick.