What the actual F-bomb is this?
Why would such a thing exist? Really? Even if this were complete fiction I feel a loss of hope for humanity that someone could imagine such a tale.
I mean damn y'all.🤦
And he gets to wear the T'Shirt and other movie spin off memorabilia with - erm - pride, no erm - shame yes that it he gets to wear the "Free Willy"
T shirt with SHAME.