What's In A Name? Hobnob Eejit President

What's In A Name?
I tried running names through a descrambler program program for kicks to see what goofy phrases turn out.
For "Kamala Devi Harris"
I came up with: -AAA Kashmirr Devil
-Viralike Madrasah (Madrasah: Arabic for school)
-As A Diarrheal Mikva (Mikvas: Jewish baptismal baths)
and
-Adversarial Hakim (Hakim: Muslim rulemaker, also one of the names of God in Islam)
Single words that just sort of stand out: Devilish, shark, harms, via, viral, mask, sham...

I also tried "Joseph Robinette Biden Jr" and got the following:
(Hobnob: mix socially, especially with those of higher social status) (EEJIT: (Scottish) idiot, imbecile)
Hobnob Eejit President
...and if you add an A you can get "JB Repositioned Beneath Jr"...

Anyway. all this in the spirit of humor and good fun, so feel free share here your descrambles if you dare try yourself.
From Jeffrey Edward Epstein (Dead Enterprise Jeffwy) to Hillary Rodham Clinton, (Criminally Odorant HLH) you can probably come up with a some results worth a chuckle or two.

Lolz, how old are you?

a reply to: ADAMandEVIL

Every year, the BBC runs a short story writing competition for children. Back in 2016, every other story was about Donald Trump...because trump is UK slang for fart.

Not sure if you'll be able to see this segment from a kids' show on CITV - President Trumps

Lad Nod Trump
Lad Don Trump
Land Dump Rot
Land Drum Pot
land Turd Mop
Lard Mod Punt
Lard Dump Ton
Lard Dump Not
Mad Plod Turn
Mad Plod Runt
Mad Lord Punt
Dam Lord Punt
Damn Turd Lop
Damn Turd Pol
Damp Old Turn
Damp Old Runt
Damp Lord Nut
Damp Told Run
Damp Dolt Run
Dram Old Punt
Dram Dolt Pun
Dram Dun Plot
And Old Trump

All qualific....if there is such a word! Now, go back to bed, or no cornies in the morning.